Three Cheesesticks walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and the first one walks up to the bar to order drinks.

He says to the Bartender, "Three beers, please!"

The Bartender looks at the Cheesestick and says, "I'm sorry, sir. We don't serve your kind here."

The Cheesestick walks back to his friends, slams his hand on the table, and says angrily, "They don't serve Cheesesticks here!"

The second Cheesestick raises his hand and says, "Don't worry, I got this."

He walks up to the bar, pats the counter, and says, "Three beers, please!"

The Bartender looks at the Cheesestick and says, "Listen here, mister! I told your friend over there that we don't serve Cheesesticks here! Now, get your friends and get out of my bar!"

The Cheesestick walks back to his friends, slams his hand on the table, and says, "You're right, George. They don't serve Cheesesticks here. Let's go!"

The Cheesesticks walk out of the bar and slam the door shut. The third Cheesestick raises his hand and says, "Hold up, guys!"

He messed up his hair, ties himself into a knot, and walks back into the bar. He walks up to the bartender and slams his hand on the counter. "Three beers, please!"

The Bartender looks at him and says, "Wait a minute, wern't you with those other two cheesesticks?"

The Cheesestick gestures to his tie and says, "I'm a fraid knot."