Joke #1


Two hunters walk into the woods. They stay in there for two hours and come out with three squirrels, two rabbits, four birds, and a buck. They had a good time hunting.

Suddenly, one of the hunters fell to the ground, holding his chest. The other hunter gasped and quickly took out his phone. He dialed the emergency number as fast as he could. The operator came on the line and started talking.

"911, this is the Operator speaking. What's your emergency?"

"Operator, Operator!" The hunter screamed into the phone. "My partner fell to the ground! I think he's dead!"

The operator spoke as calm and clearly as she could. "Ok, calm down. First things first. Make sure he's dead."

There was silence for a moment and then a loud bang hit the Operator's ears.

The hunter came back on the phone and said, "What's next?"

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