Sunshine. . .

I hate the sun.

Everyone knows I'm a vampire (and not the Edward Cullen type) when it comes to the sun.

I definitely don't sparkle. Tan? No, of course not.

No, I freaking burn like its my job and I'm going for employee of the month.

Why in the world is the sun there? It doesn't do anything other than make people blind and burn pour innocent people while they're trying to have fun.

And to the people who tan, I really hate you guys. If I could tan, this rant wouldn't exist.

Two or three years ago, before June, if you were to ask me about sunburns I would reply with," I don't hate them. I don't burn."

Now I reply with, "They hurt like female dog."

I used to not burn as easily, I would only get minor red, almost pink, spots on my arms.

But two years ago, I went on a trip tithe beach with some friends from church and I ended up leaving with a second degree sunburn.

For my birthday I got 100 spf sunscreen, and when I used it, I still got burned. *facepalm*

Ever since I burn very easily.

Just a few weeks ago I was sitting in the shade for five minutes and already started to burn. 😠 you're serious?

I want to hurt whoever came up with the idea of sunscreen, because IT DOESN'T WORK!!!!!

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happy Independence day

I AM VAMPIRE

VAN, TWO, THREE THREE VICTIMS, MWAHAHAHA

(I got that from Buffy)

~person