People Who Believe Jesus Does Everything...

(a/n if you're athiest you don't need to read this... if you're not athiest you still dont need to read this)

My dad was talking about this in my car and I was like, what the hell?

So my dad found this guys wallet and saw the guy and decided to be nice (the guy had a fifty in there that my dad didn't steal) and gave it back.

So when my dad gave him the wallet and said, "You're welcome." the guy freaks out and says.

"YOU SHOULDN'T BE SAYING YOU'RE WELCOME BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FIND MY WALLET, JESUS FOUND MY WALLET. YOU'RE JUST A MEASLY A VESSEL HE USED TO GIVE IT BACK TO ME!!" 

I probably used the word measly wrong but oh well... anyways- back to the story

so then my dad walked away muttering,"Maybe you should have thanked Jesus' vessel for not going behind Jesus' back and stealing that fifty. Next time, I might not be so generous..."

My dad's that person who mutters under their breath while their walking away... no joke.

Anyways... I'm off topic

So now comes the ranting part.

What if my dad doesn't believe in Jesus? What do you think he's gonna do? 

That guy's lucky my dad does believe in Jesus. At least I think he does...

And why Jesus? What about God?

"God?" You ask

Yes, God. The man who created us all. With Jesus' help but it was mostly God. Why can't God be the one to find your wallet, hmm?

"What?" you ask, "Turtles, that's totally crazy."

I'm sorry for having really weird and totally out of this world believes. 

No, Jesus did not find your wallet, dude. 

Seriously, though. You need Jesus.

(I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say that sentence... oh well.)

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._. that guy was crazy though...

Not that I should be saying anything considering I'm crazy...