Parade Guarding Police. . .

at the moment, while I'm writing this, I'm at a parade, and guess who I want to drop out a window?

THE FREAKING POLICE MEN!!!!!

So my old church has this tent thingy set up and always sells food for the paraders and parade watchers, so that's where I watch the parade

So the streets are all closed, and my dad tells the Mr. Coppy 1 that we need to get to the church, so the guys like

"Oh just go around, we'll let you guys through."

Complete utter bull freaking crap.

Because when we get to that closed street, Mr. Coppy 2 won't even let us speak.

this what happened.

"THIS IS A CLOSED STREET YOU CAN'T USE IT!!!" Mr. Coppy 2 screams.

"But that cop over th-" my dad got cut off.

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE SAYS THIS IS A CLOSED STREET, SO TURN BACK AROUND, PARK ON SIDE STREET, AND WALK TO YOUR DESTINATION!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, like hello, we're here buddy.

"Oh thank you, kind cop, for making me walk with a sprained ankle, it means soooooo much." I looked the cop straight in the eye.

"SORRY, SHOULD HAVE CAME EARLIER!!!!" he shouted at me.

"We did come over you [swear word here] so get the [swear word here] out of my [swear word here] because I have somewhere to be, and I doubt my daughter's want to  [swear word here] walk." My dad stated, followed my a bunch of curse words. He then pulled out of the way and drove to the side street.

"Lisa," my older sister turned to my younger one, "don't ever say any of those words you just heard daddy say."

CAN YOU TELL WHY I THINK THE COPPYS ARE IDIOTS??!?!?!

This is what I wanted to say the second he cut my dad off~

"Excuse me, Mr Coppy Jr, Mr. Coppy Sr. over there told us we could take that street, so get the heck out of way so we can get to our destination. I have a sprained ankle, and don't feel like walking around a bunch of streets, and we have permission. So go jump put a freaking window and let us through. I don't care of its a closed street. what's the point of having a street if it's closed?-?!!?!?!?"

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I don't hate all cops, it's just these two that pissed me off

POLICE DON'T COME CHASING ME TO ARREST ME!!!!!!