~Meanwhile~

Guy Was Clinging Onto Branch While Still Crying.

"OH WHYYYY!!!!! WHYYY!!!!!! 😫😫"
Guy Screamed.

"-.-"
Branch Was Annoyed.

"WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
Guy Screamed In Branch's Ear.

"Ughhh Guy!"
Branch Pushed Guy Off.

"🥺"
Guy Gave Sad Puppy Eyes.

"You Have Got To Keep It Together! We're Supposed To Be Having A Peaceful Walk!"
Branch Said.

"How Can I Keep It Together???? THERE'S NO MORE SPARK LEFT IN ME!"
Guy Said.

Guy's Body Sparkled Of Glitter.

"THAT WAS INTENTIONAL!"
Guy Said.

Branch Sighs.
"Look, I'm Sorry About Your Mojo Loss, But You Won't Bring It Back By Sobbing. Your A Glitter Troll. START ACTING LIKE IT!"

"How Can I Act Like One.....IF I DON'T FEEL LIKE ONE!!!! 😭"
Guy Covers His Face, Sobbing.

Branch Went To Guy.
"Hey Look At Me-"

"OH THE DESPAIRRR BRANCH"
Guy Uncovered His Face Looking Away.

"Look At Me"
Branch Said.

Guy Faced Branch.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOREEEE-"

Branch Slapped Guy.

"OW-"
Guy Rubbed His Cheek.

"Get It Together Man! BE GUY DIAMOND!"
Branch Yelled.

"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN A MID LIFE CRISIS! I FEEL LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER!"
Guy Said.

"Oof- Yeah You Don't Ever Wanna Feel Like Him"
Branch Said.

"NOW YOU SEE WHY I'M LIKE THIS!"
Guy Said.

Branch Thought.
"Hm, Then How About We Head Down To The Troll Village Library. Maybe You Could Find Something To Up Your Game"

Guy's Ears Perked Up.
"You Know, Actually That's A Good Idea! LIBRARY'S IS FOR SMART PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP GET OTHERS MOJO BACK!"

"Is That A Stereotype?"
Branch Said.

"CMON!"
Guy Grabbed Branch.

"GAH-"
Branch Yelped.

~At The Village Library~

Guy Looked Through The Shelves.
"Hmmm, Lets Seeee"

Guy Picked Up A Book.
"Butt Flexing? No"

Guy Picks Another Book.
"6 Strings Of Music? Nah, Too World Toury"

Guy Picks Up Another Book.
"Hm, Best Way To Wipe A Camels Left Buttock? Ughhhhh None Of These Books Are Helpful!"

Branch Looked Through Some Books.
"Well, What Kind Of Book You Need?"

"I Just Need A Book What Will Give Ideas On How To Become Fabulous Again!"
Guy Said.

Branch Picked Up A Book And Read It.

"What Book Is That?"
Guy Asked.

"Oh It's Just About The History Of Valentine's Day"
Branch Replied.

"Oh...."
Guy Said.

Guy Was About To Walk Away, Until He Noticed Something In The Book.

"Hey, Who's That?"
Guy Points.

Guy Pointed At Cupid.

"That's Cupid"
Branch Said.

"Cupid?"
Guy Was Confused.

"Yeah, He's Like A Valentine's Day Angel."
Branch Said.

Guy Got Intrigued.
"Ooooo, What Does He Do?"

"He Flys Around Shooting Arrows At People, Making Them Fall In Love With The First Person They See"
Branch Explained.

Guy Grinned.
"Hey....Hey That's It! That's Exactly What Can Get Me Back On Top!"

"What?"
Branch Asked.

"Being Troll Village's Cupid!"
Guy Said.

Branch Gave A Skeptical Look.
"Yeahhh I Don't Know About That Bud-"

"Just Think! Me, Flying Around, Shooting Arrows At Girls To Help Boys Get That Girl To Give Them Their Heart Gem! It'll Help Trolls Have The Valentine's Day They Want!"
Guy Said.

"Isn't That Like....Forcing?"
Branch Said.

"How Long Does The Affect Last?"
Guy Asked.

"Only One Day"
Branch Replied.

"Then That's Enough! I Shall Be C U P I D!"
Guy Stood Heroic.

Branch Scratched His Head.
"Yeah But..."

"Maybe I Could Help You Get The Girl You Hope To Give Their Gem To You."
Guy Told Him.

Then Branch Thought About Poppy Giving Her Gem To Him If Guy Used A Arrow On Poppy.

Branch Thought.
"Hm....Well....Maybe It Could Potentially Work?"

"HA-ZAAAA! Then It's Settled! But Where Could I Get These Cupid Arrows?"
Guy Wondered.

Branch Looked In The Book.
"Huh, Whaddya Know. The Books Comes With 50 Love Arrows"

Guy Went To The Book And Took The Arrows.
"YESSS!"

"Shouldn't We Test It First?"
Branch Suggested.

Guy Nods.
"You're Right....."

Guy Instantly Stabs Branch With One Of The Arrows On His Butt.

"AH!"
Branch Yelped.

"Well? Feel....Lovey Dovey?"
Guy Said.

Branch Felt Nothing.
"No, Not Really-"

Guy Took The Book And Read.
"Hm, It Says We Could Use A Magical Love Potion To Dip The Arrows In"

Branch Scoffs.
"Pfff- Well Where Could We Find Potions In Here? This Is A Library! It's Not Like A Mini Door Will Open Revealing A Potion Section"

A Mini Door Opens Revealing A Potion Section.

"Ya Know, I'm Not Even Suprised-"
Branch Facepalms.

Guy Went To The Potion Section.
"Whoaaaa-"

Dozens Of Potion Bottles Were Shown.

Guy Examined The Bottles.
"Which One Could Be The Love Potion?"

Guy Picked Up A Green Bottle.
"Maybe It's This One-"

Branch Came In The Room.
"Okay Guy, Did You Find The- OH MY LOOFERS!"

Guy Was A Alien.

Guy Blinked.
"Something Wrong?"

Branch's Eyes Were Widen.
"Um....You Just Uh.....Have A Little....Alien On You-"

"Huh?"
Guy Was Confused.

Branch Turned Guy To A Mirror.

Guy Looked At Himself.
"AHHHH!!!!"

"Did You Drink A Potion???"
Branch Asked.

"I Thought It Was The Love Potion!"
Guy Replied.

"Okay We Need To Find A Cure!"
Branch Said.

Branch Searched Through The Potions.

Branch Took A Blue Potion.
"This Must Be It, Here!"

Branch Opened The Potion And Gave It To Guy.

Guy Drank It Quickly.

"Hm-"
Branch Noticed Some Of The Blue Potion Got On His Hand.

Branch Licked It Off.

Guy Started To Shake And Form Into Something.

"Mmm, Tastes Like Blueberry-"
Branch Said.

Branch Looked In The Mirror.
"O___________O"

Branch Got Boobs And A Thicc Booty.

Branch Was Shooketh.
"I.....Have.....A SLUT'S BODY!!!!"

Guy Turned Into Squidward.
"At Least You Have Something Good, I'M UGLY!"

"We Gotta Try A New Cure!"
Branch Said.

Branch Picked Up A Yellow Potion.
"This HAS To Be It!"

Branch Drunk Some.

Guy Took The Bottle And Drunk Some.

Branch Started To Loose His Female Body, But Got A New Body.

A Buffer Body. 💪

Guy Turned Into A Professor. 👓🥼

Guy Shook His Head.
"My Gawd! I Must've Had A Highly Chemical Reaction To That Potion Subtance That Will Surely Bring My Increase Of Expertises Very Low"

"HAR HAR HAR! OH YEAH! I'M BUFFFF! 💪"
Branch Said Loudly.

"Oh You Nimcompoop, You're Not Buff. You Clearly Must've Had A Allergenic Reaction To The Wrong Potion. But Don't You Worry. With The Right Mixtures I Shall Find The Solution To This Immature Situation We Have Ourselves In"
Guy Started Mixing The Potions Together.

"CHECK OUT MY PECKS GLITTER MAN! YAH! 💪"
Branch Flexed His Muscles.

"Hush Now Buffoon! This Will Take Some Concentration To Find The Cure To This Potion Effect That Could Impact Our Livers Down To Our Nervous Systems"
Guy Said.

"Wut?"
Branch Said.

"I'm Going To Transform Us BACK!"
Guy Replied.

":O, NO WAY YOU GEEK!"
Branch Took The Potions From Guy.

"HEY!"
Guy Said.

"I'M GONNA STAY THIS WAY! FOREVERRRR!!!!!"
Branch Slammed The Potions On The Ground.

"NOOOOOOOOOO-"
Guy Screamed.