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Branch Continued To Run After Poppy Into The Village.

"Poppy! Poppy! Wait!"
Branch Said.

Poppy Kept Going Away From Branch With Tears In Her Eyes.

Branch Turned Poppy Around.
"Poppy Please! Just Hear Me Out!"

"No! That Was Way Out Of Line!....Even For You..."
Poppy Said.

Branch Sighs.
"I Know.....But I Was Just Wanting To Make My First Valentine's Day Special"

"By Forcing Me To Be Your Valentine? Shooting Me With A Arrow? Thinking I'd Reject You?"
Poppy Said.

Branch Frowns.

"Branch, I'm A Reasonable Understanding Troll Who Cares Alot About People's Feelings. Your Very Special To Me. We've Been Through So Much. You've Made Me Happier Than Anything. Of Course I Would Be Your Valentine And Give You My Heart Gem. But If You Think I Wouldn't And Just Reject You Like a Piece Of Dump.....Then You Don't Know Me"
Poppy Told Him.

"....I-I Was Just Afraid That...I Would Be Lonely This Holiday...."
Branch Looked Down.

Poppy Walked Up To Him.
"You Shouldn't Fear That, The Trolls Always Make People Feel Good. Never Alone."

"Yes, You Are A Changed Troll At Heart, But Learn To Understand The Trolls Around You"
Poppy Looked Into His Eyes.

Branch Sighed.
"Poppy I-"

"I Need To Be Alone For A While.."
Poppy Walked Away To Her Pod.

Branch Felt Bad For What He Had Done To Poppy.

His Ears Droop Down Sadly.

Guy Flew Down Beside Him.
"Tough Love Buddy-"

Branch Glared Up At Guy.
"-.-"

"But Hey! We Could Still Shoot Her!"
Guy Took Out A Arrow.

Branch Shook His Head.
"You See. You See There! That's The Problem"

Guy Suddenly Frowned.
"I'm The Problem? 🥺"

"No, THIS IS!"
Branch Snatched The Arrow From Guy.

"THIS! THIS ARROW! THIS BOW! ALL OF THIS RUINED ME JUST NOW! ARGHHHHH!!!!!!"
Branch Threw The Arrows And Bow On The Ground.

"O__O"
Guy Stared Blankly.

Branch Took Out The Love Potion.
"ESPECIALLY THIS! THIS HORRIFIED THING!!!!! THIS PROBLEM CAUSER! THIS HORRID PIECE OF-"

🔊 BLEEEEEEEEP🔊

":O"
Guy Gasped At Branch's Fowled Language.

"You Know What?! THIS NEEDS TO GO! RIGHT NOW!!!"
Branch Yelled.

Branch Raised Up The Potion.

"WAIT BRANCH DON'T!"
Guy Said.

Legsly Was Not Suprised.
"Here We Go Again-"

And Branch Slammed The Potion On The Ground.

"Oh No...."
Guy Flew Back A Bit.

Branch Was Relived.
"FINALLY! THE HORROR SHOW IS OVER!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly, The Flumes Of The Love Potion Started Spreading.

The Flumes Went In Every Girl From The Village Direction.

Each Girl Took A Whiff Of The Potion And Got Heart Eyes.

Branch Was Victory Dancing.
"AWE YEAH! ITS OVER! I DESTROYED IT! UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH!"

Guy's Eyes Widen.
"Uh Branch..."

"WATCH ME TROLLBOT GUY! 🤖"
Branch Did The Troll-Bot.

"Branch..."
Guy Said.

"OOOO! I CALL THIS ONE THE IN YOUR FACE I WON!"
Branch Danced.

"Branch-"
Guy Rapidly Tapped Branch's Shoulder.

"Whaaat? I'm Victory Dancing"
Branch Pouted.

Guy Turned Branch Around.

Branch Saw Every Girl In The Village Crowded Around Them With Heart Eyes.

Branch Raised His Eyebrow.

"😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍"
The Girls Kept Staring.

"Uhhh....Why Are They Staring At Us?"
Branch Wondered.

"I Think They're Staring At You My Friend-"
Guy Said.

"Why's That?"
Branch Asked.

"Cause You Smashed The Potion..."
Guy Said.

Branch Scoffs Nervously.
"Pffff- They're Staring At You Too! They Could Be Love Struck At Any Of Us"

".......Quick- Raise Your Arm"
Guy Said.

Branch Raises His Arm.

The Girls Looked Up At His Arm.

Guy Raised His Arm.

The Girls Didn't React.

"......Wave Your Arms Around"
Guy Said.

Branch Waved His Arms Around.

The Girls Looked In Each Direction The Arms Waved.

Guy Did The Same.

The Girls Didn't React.

Guy Did A Auto Tune Note.
"Aaaaaa"

The Girls Didn't React.

"Quick, Say Something-"
Guy Said.

Branch Blinks.
"Uhhhh.........Baxing Soda?"

The Girls Sigh Dreamily.
"☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️"

"O_____O"
Branch Stood There.

It Was At This Moment, Branch Knew, He Fuqed Up
The Narrator Said.

"Annnnd I'm Outskis"
Guy Flew Away.

"NO WAIT!"
Branch Said.

The Girls Came Closer To Branch.
"😍😍😍😍😍"

"UHHHH HEH, OKAAAAY LADIES.....HEY LOOK! THERE'S BRANCH!"
Branch Points At A Mail Box.

"WHERE?! 😍"
The Girls Turned Around.

Branch Jumped Out The Crowed.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

"THERE HE IS!"
Harper Points.

"GET HIM!!!!"
Baha Shouted.

The Girls Squeal And Chase After Branch.

"AHHHHH!!!!"
Branch Ran Away.

"EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍"
The Girls Gained On Him.

Branch Jumped Behind A Bush.

"Phew..."
Branch Paints Heavily.

Tug Came Behind Him.
"Fun Fact! ☺️ YOU'RE MINE >:D"

"AHHHHH!!!!"
Branch Ran Away.

Dr. Moonbloom Tackled Branch.

"ARGH-"
Branch Fell Down.

"I ' M    A     D O C T O R
and i got him!!! 🥰"
Moonbloom Nuzzled Branch.

The Girls Came.

But It Wasn't Branch, It Was A Log.

"WHERE'D HE GO?!?!?!!"
DJ Said.

The Girls Looked Around.

Branch Was Tip Toeing Away.

The Girls Instantly Spot Branch.

Branch Blinks.
"...........Excelsior? 😁"

"GET HIM!!!!!!"
Moxie Yelled.

"GAH!"
Branch Ran Away Again.

The Girls Went After Him At Top Speed.
"😍😍😍😍😍😍"

Branch Reached A Corner.

"Awe No A Dead End!"
Branch Said.

The Girls Walked Up To Branch Slowly With Lovestruck Faces.

Branch Turned Around And Gulps.

Branch Backs Up.
"L-Ladies, Lets Be Rational About This...."

The Girls Giggle And Keep Going Towards Him.
"☺️🥰😍"

Branch Backed Up To The Wall.
"I Have A Bladder Infection!!! 😣"

"SMOTHERING TO THE EXTREMEEEE!!!!! 😍"
Ripley Yelled.

The Girls Came Closer To Branch Giggling.
"😍😍😍😍😍😍"

"No NO NO!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!"
Branch Was Doomed.