WHY SO SIRIUS IS SOMETHING RON?

I like your last name. Can I have it? 

Potato gun!!

u r acute coffee pie= you are narrow, scalding and irrational

I am a pink pineapple, you is a pink pineapple, we is pink pineapples, living in the land of pink pineappleses!!!!!

I sound like a drunkard. Dear bananas.