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 I looked around the corner and sighed.

 Where the fuck is Snape?

 "What exactly are we doing? I want to know before you screw us over. Or reveal my existence. One of the two." Other Willow asked. 

 "Shut up Willow. Don't you trust me? Or...yourself? Goddammit, this is so confusing." 

 "No."

 "Okay, well since I found out Snape watches porn - "

 "He watches what?"

 "Porn."

 "How do you know?"

 "Well I was in potions and read his mind with a mind-reading potion and he..yeah."

 "Dammit. Harry named his son after a pervert and an old guy. I thought I told that man slut he was overdoing it."

 Future me confuses me.

 "Shut up Willow. Don't give me spoilers. Anyway, we're going to catch Snape in the act." I explained.

 Future Willow facepalmed.

 "DAMMIT WILLOW, YOU'RE SO STUPID. WE CAN'T CATCH SNAPE IN THE ACT WITHOUT AN ACTUAL PLAN FIRST. AND HOW DO I KNOW HE ACTUALLY DOES? I CAN'T TRUST YOUR MIND-READING SKILLS. HE PROBABLY JUST SAID HE WAS GOING TO EAT CORN AND YOU MISUNDERSTOOD HIM!"

 "Shut up. We'll pull this off. We're fucking invincible." 

 "No you won't, and no you're not." Lucy said from the back of my mind.

 "Shut up Lucy. Stop being such a Shemione. SHIT, NOW I MISS SHEMIONE! AGAIN. SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?"

 I then suddenly heard footsteps, and voices.

"Okay," I whispered to me really quickly. "when Snape and Lily come by, we kidnap Lily and then leave Snape confused." 

"Why do we need to kidnap Lily?" Willow asked. 

"Well, you do. I'll follow Snape with this camera and take a picture of him when something happens. If you keep Lily away for long enough, he'll probably start doing something if I follow him around for long enough." I explained.

"That's the dumbest plan ever. You can't just think everything will go that smoothly." 

"Too late." I said and pushed future me into Lily.

Lily looked really weirded out for a second, but before she could respond Willow took hold of her and ran like hell.

"Lil-" Snape yelled, but I cut him off and quickly said, "Hey, um..." Fuck. What should I say? Just, oh hey Snape, wanna go watch porn?

"No." Lucy said. "There's plenty of things to do. Just tell him you want to talk to Lily and he can do whatever in his free time."

Too late. "Wanna go watch - "

I got cut off because he gave me a glare and ran off after future me and Lily. 

Fuck.

"SNAPPPEEEE!" I shouted, running after him and flailing my arms like an idiot. 

But then I did the possibly most stupid thing a person could ever do. I tripped and fell flat on my face, and found myself on the edge of a moving staircase, dangling over what looked like millions of feet below me.

Shit.

Then I let go and let myself fall to my death. 

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Like many of my works, I wrote this while laying in bed and suddenly thinking, "oh shit. I have to write that one chapter." And kind of just wrote anything that came to my mind.

I hope this wasn't too terrible or nonsensical that it's just not readable, but yeah.

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