Hi Everyone! I'm @StormingMyCastle, so yeah. Don't you want to follow me and luff me?

Anyway, I would like to say a big thank you to @secret_ninja for letting me join her on this adventure!

I'm a llama.

LLAMA's NEED LOVE TOO!!!

If you like chapter, then go ahead and check out my story, The Lake Of Darkness.

It's a Harry Potter fanfic!!!!

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Okay, so remember that whole 'Bitch I don't trust you' look that McGonagall was throwing my way?

Mhm.

That's what got me in this situation.

Glancing around at the furious McGonagall and the amused James and Sirius, I casually look at the broken.... Hogwarts...

TWENTY HOURS EARLIER

Sitting down in the Gryffindor common room, I pointedly ignored James, Sirius, Remus, and the rat Pettigrew.

I've already decided I'm going to do everything in my power to fuck with him.

I will first steal his socks.

I will then steal his.. Uh.. Nose!!!

PLOT TWIST! Peter Pettigrew is Lord Volds and the reason he doesn't have a nose is cause I cut it off!

So, uh, yeah.

“Willow. Shut up.”

Hi Lucy. Did you travel in time with me?

“Yep. I was in the shower and then I wasn't.”

PLOT TWIST! Instead of Willow being insane! Lucy is mentally insane in the past!

“Willow? You do realize that I'm in your head, right?”

Yeah. So what?

“Well, if I'm mentally insane, then you have bigger problems than probable schizophrenia to worry about.”

Fuck.

“Wil, you have problems.”

I know, I sighed internally.

As my mental sigh was invaded by the real world, I looked over to see Lily sit down with a huff, handing me a book and joining me in my sulking of life and ignoring of the marauders.

She's like past Shemione.

But in the future.

Well, not really.

Lily is now Shilly...

"So, Willow, we have decided that we will initiate you into the marauders, but you must first complete the initiation", Sirius said jovially.

"You have twenty hours to find the Crown of Detrain Monriele", James jumped in, before skipping away with the rest of the boys.

What the fu-

"You shouldn't do it", Shilly jumped in.

"Probably not, but I will anyway...”

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Bouncing down the halls with August next to me, we glanced around the corner.

"Nope," I sighed.

After an awkwardly innuendo-ish conversation about bananas, we became friends.

Combat rolling across the hallway; I grabbed my wand out of my pocket.

Ever since the whole time thingie, it's been acting weirdly.

Like...Malfunctioning.

"Incendio", I whispered, to light up the dark hall.

The impending KA-BOOM and explosion was not what I had in mind.

"RUN!" August shouted, pushing me forward.

As we sprinted with flames following us, I pointed my wand behind me.

"AGUAMENTI!" I shouted, but instead of the water extinguishing the flame, it grew.

"WILLOW YOU FUCKING REINVENTED GREEK FIRE! JUST STOP USING YOUR WAND ALREADY!"

Squeaking, I ran out into the Paved Courtyard where other students were gathering.

My hiding tactic was doing pretty well until a wild McGonagall appeared in front of me.

I mean, siriusly, this whole situation seems familiar.

The castle is on fire and everyone is flipping out. It looks like Voldemort hit it.

WAIT! Now I know why it seems familiar.

Looking back towards the angry McG and the Marauders, I held tightly onto August's hand.

Ya know, me from the past but my future said no sleeping with my parents, but what about August...

“No Willow.”

LUCY IS BACK IN DA HOUSE

“Willow, you don't have a house.”

Yes I do.

“Know you don't. You just blew it up, stupid.”

Damn.

I wonder where I'm going for Christmas...

Probably staying here.

Yeah..

Lemons and Llamas.

I should try out for Quidditch.