I DID IT!!! ITS DONE WHOOO!

- Dobby_Lives_On

I collapsed onto the floor in a heap. All of me was aching. I'd been trying for weeks and weeks to time travel and save everyone and stop the world from being so damned. But it was all in vain. I couldn't do it without Hermione or Ron or Harry. And now they were dead - or worse, harry didn't exist.

Voldemort was going to win the war and kill all muggles and rein terror on the world forever. I knew, I'd seen the future. I couldn't go back to his birth and kill him because it all hurt too much.

I'd fucked up. Tears streamed down my face. I fucking fucked up a-fucking-gain.

God help me. 

I heard a loud screeching noise and saw something blue slowly appear infront of me. I Stood up in alarm. The blue thing became solid. It was a blue box. On the top of the box, there was a sign. It read: Police public call box.

Suddenly, a head popped out of the box. "Hello!" It said. A man wearing a tweed jacket and a bow-tie walked out of the box He seemed really nerdy. "Im the doctor!"

"What the fuck? Who are you?" I said whipping off my tears.

"I'm the doctor! I already told you!" He smiled.

"What are you doing here?" I snapped.

"You called me." He said. He held up a piece of paper with the the words, "I fucking fucked up a-fucking-gain. God help me"

"By the way, watch your language! The TARDIS wasn't very happy." He frowned, and started twiddling his thumbs.

"Okay..." I was fucking confused. WHAT A SURPRISE! You know, You would think I would be more used to being confused since practically my entire life was big ball of wibbly wobbly willowy wollowy stuff.

There was an awkward silence where I starred at this freak. He broke the silence though.

"So back to buisness, you messed up time and space."

"Thanks for rubbing it in." I snapped. I was not in the mood to listen to super cheerful people. Its annoying.

"No promblem!" He said rubbing his hands. This guy is pissing me off. "I'm going to give you this time vortex manipulator. Its not the best way to travel, but traveling by time turner is way worse." He handed me this weird watch thing with strange buttons. "It wont make you feel sick or die."

He taught me how to use it hand told me vaguely how to time travel without fucking up.

"Doctor come on!" said an annoyed red-headed girl inside.

"Yeah, I though we where going to apalappachea." said a male voice. Both of them gave me deja vu from a television show I used to watch a very long time ago.

I bid my good-byes to the doctor and watched the mysterious box disappear. I fumbled with the watch and pressed a few buttons.

I was instantly transported to a strange planet

The ground was painted with grass. Mountains lay in the distance. I was in a field. Weird tny puff-balls walked by. Kind of like the pygmy puff Ginny had. Okay, I don't think I'm on earth. I looked at the watch. It read Llamaopolis, 3078.

Oh shit

Holy mother of gawd

IM ON A LLAMA PLANET!

THIS IS AMAZING!

Guys, this is better than gidwig.

I started running. Looking for the llamas. I came across a herd of them eating some grass.

Did I mention the grass was purple?

Yeah...

I ran toward them, but stacked it as I fell over a puffy ball thing. I got up and kept running.

"I wish I lived here, oh my god!" I accidentally said aloud. Stopping infront of the llamas. Admiring their beauty. All the llamas turned to me. "Hi" I said awkwardly.

"HI!!!!" Said a llama with jet black hair. He also had a lightning shape patch of fur on his forehead. Kind of like Harry.

Wait a second...

Is this alternate universe us, in llama version?

Fuck finding everyone. Fuck saving the universe. Fuck everything. I'm living here for the rest of my life.

"Hey Lucy?"

"What?"

"Remember when you said I could be anything? You said I could be like any age I want or whatever?"

"Yeah why?"

"Can I be a llama?"

She didn't answer. I guess that means I can. Now... How do I turn into one? Maybe I need to think really hard and It'll work.

I thought really hard about being a llama.

......

....

llama

...........

.....

I farted. Well I don't think it worked.

fuck.

Well, back to business, I guess.

Uhhhhhh.

"Um, What is this place?" I asked llama-Harry.

"Its llamaopolis. Planet of the llamas." He announced.

"Okay um...Whats your name?" I was trying to keep my cool. I WAS INFRONT OF A LLAMA!

"I'm Larry, Larry Potter" He smiled weirdly. Llamas have weird smiles...interesting.

"Cool."

"This is Lermione and Next to her is Lon" Said Larry nodding to two other llamas next to him that looked a lot like Ron and Hermione.

THIS IS A LLAMA VERSION OF EARTH HOLY SHIT!

I just wanna live here forever...

"you can't you selfish little bitch." Lucy sprung into my head.

"Why the fuck not?"

"It's selfish!" She snapped.

"Fuck you!" 

Lucy left.

Ha.

"Larry, have you seen a human about the same height as me with brown hair and a rat-like face passing through?" I said giving myself a deja vu moment.

"Nope. But If you're looking for a human, you might wanna check the planet next to us. Their known for having strange humans turning up in their wizardig school." He said matter-of-factly.

"Cheers!" I said before turning to the vortex manipulator. I pressed a few buttons and zapped to the next planet.  It was much like earth, but had a very different feel to it. Kinda like when you look at you're living room upside down.

I walked through the town that looked very much like London. I found kings cross station. I had a gut ffeling theat peter was near. Maybe Peter is at some sort of alien Hogwarts. I walked into the station, and noticed that it wasn't a train station, it was a rocket ship station.

Holy shit.

I walked through the station wizzing around all the people, until I found platform 9 3/4. I ran through the barrier and found myself on the platform. I giant rocket ship was parked there. wizards and witches where loading onto the rocket with their red,green,blue and yellow space suits on, biding their good-byes to their families. I found a white spacesuit inconveniently hanging on a hook and put it on. I marched on the ship with no fucks what so ever.

Hey, guess what? The ship is called the Pigfarts express.

Damn.

Why can't earth be this awesome?

Thanks to llamaopolis and this place, it makes me feel like earth is a piece of shit. Well it is, but this trip made me realize how shitty earth actually is.

The ship took off with a loud blast. We soared high into space stars blurred past. The rocket was shaking violently. We kept rising high, high up, until the shaking stopped and the rocket slowed down.

We where in space.

"First stop, mars!" Said a robotic female voice. It echoed through the halls. I sat down in one of the compartments, where a girl sat drawing a picture of a talking lion.

"Hey." I said awkwardly sitting down.

"Hello" She said. She turned around. She had short blonde hair and she had a slytherin space suit. "My name is Draco Malfoy." She said.

Wait what?

Draco?

what?

"Umm are you a guy or a girl?" I asked awkwardly.

I'm such a bitch

"Im a boy" He said taken aback.

"Oh sorry. Umm, I'm Willow"

"Hi." He said uninterested. He turned back to his drawing. There was an awkward silence for the rest of the ride to mars.

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8 hours later

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The rocket started picking up speed toward a red planet. we started going down toward the  planet. The same feeling happened when we took off. The shaking and the speed. But this time I felt weightless. I guess they have to turn off the gravity while were landing. We landed lightly on the ground. Students in their red, blue, yellow or green spacesuits unloaded. I followed them in my white spacesuit toward a giant castle that looked like hogwarts,except more technology-like.

I followed everyone into the great hall where a lion thing that looked liked Professor Dumbledor stood looking down at us. I sat down on at the what I think is the gryffindor house table.

"good afternoon!" The alien fish thing announced.

"Good afternoon professor Rumbleror!" Chorused the crowed in a monotone chant.

Rumbleroar?

What the fuck?

Rumbleroar said a speech that I hardly understood then finished with the school chanting,

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

The school cheered. Then, Just like Hogwarts, food randomly appeared on the tables. I dug in. It was weird-ass alien food but it was delicious. There was this weird pizza thing that had green and purple crust and the cheese smoked. The smoke would give a sent of you're preference. So I ate a Purple and green pizza that smelled like Nutella.

Just an ordinary day in the life of willow.

After dinner, I went up to alien Draco.

"Have you seen a kid about yay-high brownish hair walking around?" I said. Holding up a picture of peter to his face.

"Whats his name?" He asked.

"Peter Pedigrew." I said hopefully.

"Uh yeah, he's over there looking at the Zack Effron poster." Draco pointed to some guy staring at a giant poster of Zack Effron.

"HOLY SHIT PETER!" I ran up to him at full speed and jumped on his back.

"Willow?" he starred in disbelief.

"Missed me?" I smiled.

He slapped me across the face.

"What was that for!" I yelled nursing my red cheek.

"Its been FIVE YEARS! GOD DAMMIT WILLOW!" He shouted.

"Oh shit."

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A/N Sorry this took so long but shit happens. Im sorry this is so short but it seems longer on my ipad so yeah. So this probably didn't make much sense, so I'll summarize it:

So willow is upset because she fucked up a lot. Then the doctor came and gave her a vortex manipulator so it'll be easier to travel. then she went to llamaopolis which is a llama version of earth. She talked Larry and he said that She could find peter at pigfarts so she went there and found him, but turns out that he's been there for 5 years and he's pissed off.

I hope that made sense! Sorry if this was a piece of crap ;p

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Ninja Notes:

It was worth the wait Anika!! (I read it while I was on a break at uni and I was sitting in the middle of the lawn cackling to myself. Weird.) Everyone make sure to check out her books and fan her. Or follow her. Is it called following now? I've been on this site for too long. 

Anyways folks, this would have been uploaded sooner but then there was lots of school stuff with the author and my internet was down for hours. I went insane. It wasn't cool.

Uhm...

The next chapter is by WeirdHyperInsane unless something happens. 

So harrass her.

Yes. 

Bye. 

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