HI!!

Excluding here. I don’t even know what I wrote but let me just say, THANKS rebecca4eva for leaving on such an awkward taco moment.

Yeah, so on with the randomness! RIDE LLAMAS RIDE! Wait on the subject of Llamas-

No I’ll explain after the chapter,  

Now we get on with the story.

Fine.

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All eyes were on Snape as he shifted uncomfortably.

“I um…” was all he said before he ran out of the hospital wing.

That little shit.

He ruined the plan before it was even in action! Wait… or was it after?

“After.” I heard Lucy say in my mind.

“Oh HEY LUCY! Thanks for saving my ass, but who got dead?”

“You’ll see.” Wait, when did Lucy get mysterious?

“Right now.”

“Haha you look like you were talking to yourself from what I wrote down.”

“Wrote down what?”

“I don’t even fluffing know… you’re in my head you should know.”

“I don’t want to even try to understand your mind willow, it’s like I’m snape when he drank that mind reading potion thing.”

“Wait; if you’re like snape do you watch porn too? HOLY SHIT! LUCY YOU WATCH PORN? OH MY! AHH! LUCY! CHILDHOOD RUINED!”

“If you remember your childhood was already ruined, you were tortured…by your…stepdad? I don’t even know, that’s always confused me.”

“YOU DIDN’T EVEN DENY IT! AHH!”

After that Lucy didn’t respond. When I looked around I noticed no one in the hospital wing. So I just left.

I made a clock out of thin air with my wand, but my wand was still weird, so instead of a small wrist watch, which is what I hoped for, a giant clock appeared and fell to the ground with a big thump, and I bet everyone in Gryffindor tower could, hear it.

So I went for the logical thing to do.

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I guess running down the hallways of Hogwarts, while flailing my arms and shouting ‘I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME’ was a dead giveaway that the clock incident was me… it was either that or it was because I was a key suspect cause I blew up Hogwarts a couple of weeks ago… I honestly don’t know, I think they were more bent on the ‘she blew up Hogwarts thing’ than me shouting I have too much time, could’ve meant I have weird thoughts, so I said I have too much time…

“That was almost as confusing as you” Lucy said.

“Oh hey Lucy, did you go watch porn?”

“GAHH! WILLOW! I do not watch porn!”

“Then why’d you leave??”

“I do not even know why I bother…”

“ITS CAUSE YOU LOVE ME IN YOUR HEAD!!”

“No I don’t…”

“YES YOU DO!! YOU JUST DON’T LIKE TO ADMIT IT.”

“You do realize McGonagall is getting on your ass…”

“WHAT??”

“Pay attention Willow.”

“-are you even listening to me? Is she even listening Dumbledore?” I heard McGonagall ask.

“I am now.”

“Finally, so why in heavens name, did you create a big clock in the middle of the corridor?”

“Well, I was trying to see what time it was so I could go eat, and so I tried to magic a wrist watch, but my wand has been stupid lately since I travelled bac-“

Dumbledore cleared his throat.

“To uncle Dumbledore’s and the clock happened to appear”

And another unconscious attempt to fuck things up by willow everyone.

“You are dismissed, Willow,” was all I heard before I ran out of the room. And down the corridor, heading to Gryffindor tower.

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Turns out Lilly broke up with snape, after he admitted to watching porn. And now she’s back with James. And I’m stuck being confused as to how that happened in an hour…

Though James was really happy when they got back together.

The marauders actually started to talk to me again.

All was well.

Until Lucy showed up.

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DUN DUN DUN. Haha I feel like I left a big weight to fill on someone’s shoulders. Teehee. THERE IS OVER 800 WORDS IN THIS CHAPTER!! It’s the most I’ve ever written, anyways, I hoped you guys enjoyed it, like most of the other writers for this story; I had no idea what I wrote. I literally wrote everything that came to mind, and only fixed a couple of things. I also feel like I used the word porn a lot, and the word is dirty. The only porn I know is food porn… wait snape was watching someone eat all along?!?!? That’s why he said he watched it at lunch, ah poor snape he only is watching food porn… anyways, llamas were mentioned before, I was just gonna say some of the other authors had llama names so they were cool, and Lucy interrupted. Haha whoever writes the next chapter has to deal with da interrupter. Anyways peace out whomping willows.

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