*Bill's POV*

I had a strange feeling, I didn't know what it was. I have to go check it out. I teleported to Gravity Falls, the source of this "feeling" and then I saw her... a 14 year old girl, by the look if it, walking in the forest alone. She was wearing a... what do humans call it?? AHA! A thank top with a heart on it, and white short shorts. 'She's beautiful!' WAIT WHAT, WHAT IS THIS, THIS FEELING (A/N I have to make this reference it's from grease 'I got chills they're multiplyin, and I'm looooosing control, cuz the power your supplyin, it's ELECTRIFYING! Lol #sorrynotsorry) I couldn't stop staring at her until I heard a voice.

"Yo? Creepy person staring at me?!" she said.

'Oh shoot! Change into your human form you idiot!' I scolded myself.

She came up closer, her purple eyes curious. "Yo? What's your name??"

"B-Bill Cipher." I stammered 'What is this feeling that is making my body malfunction?!?!'

She stared at me, suspiciously, making "hmmm and uh huh" sounds.

"Well what are you doing staring at me like that, ya creep?" she asked.

"Uhh I- uhh" I broke off my sentence.

"OPAL?!? WHERE ARE YOU??" a very familiar voice called.

"I'm over here Dipper!" she called back while still staring at me.

'Dipper?!?! That's why he sounded familiar!!'

"Yo Dip, do you know this guy??" she asked. "He says his name's Bill Cipher."

"Opal get away from him!! He's dangerous!!" Dipper shouted.

"Hello Pine Tree!" I said "Did you miss me? Admit it you missed me!!" I said cheerily.

"No! I did not!" he said coldly.

"Aww what a shame.." I said and made a pouty face.

Opal just stared at me, her mouth slightly open.

"Opal, c'mon what's wrong with you??" Dipper yelled.

I took the opportunity to distract dipper "OHMYGOSH IS THAT THE HIDE BEHIND?!?!?"

"WHAT WHERE?!?!" dipper yelled.

I snapped my finger and teleported Opal and I to the mindscape.

"What just happened!!" Opal yelled.

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HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL READERS!!! I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE THE BOOK!! I love you SO MUCH FOR READING IT!!

Bill:AND DON'T FOR GET REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BYE GOLD BYEEEEE!!!

Me: you stole my thunder.... *starts crying*