3RD PERSON POV

Scarlet King:....Son?

Scp 682:.......The fuck? How long did it take for you to come here father?

Scientists and the entire foundation were freaking out as the most powerful person in their entire multiverse and more was sitting casually in the cafeteria and talking to Scp 682 while Makima held Scp 999.

Makima: It's......strangely adorable.

Scarlet King: He's my son.....

Prim: *holding* And he's a slime?

Scarlet King: Yeah.

Y/N: What's his name?

Scarlet King gives the most complicated name ever, Y/N, Scp 682, and all the girls squinting and even Mikasa and Scp 053.

Y/N:......I'll just call him Jerry.

SK: You know- Nevermind. That's an alright name in human language I guess.

Y/N: And I'm not calling the lizard here Atanti-ql-Paneu. I'll just......call him Gary.

Gary: That's a fucking horrible-

Mikasa: *happy* Gary it is!

Gary: NO! I-

Mikasa's sheer happiness silences him and he grumbles, begrudgingly accepting his name while a scientist had a thought.

Scientist: Does she have a strange effect?

Y/N: Yeah her presence somehow pacifies many people....kinda like Jerry.

Jerry coos as Mikasa pats its head and it melts into her lap.

Mikasa: *happy* It's so cute~

Jerry: *cute happy noises*

Y/N: She's a good kid.

Later

Y/N: COME HERE BOI!

Scp 1128 was frantically trying to swim away as Y/N torpedos after it, swimming with much eager while he was leading it to a foundation site.

Scientist: HOLY ####

Y/N grabs its tail and throws it out the water before making handsigns-

*STAB*

Earth spikes stab through the SCP, trapping it in place out the water.

Guards: HUH?!

Y/N: I TOLD YOU I CAN BRING SCP 1128!

Scientist2: BUT-

Y/N: But he's right here. How can you possible be teleported hundreds of miles away?

Scientist2: That's true.

Y/N: So all I have to do is manipulate the entity so that you only have to be fully submerged in water to be teleported.

Scientist3: Yup.

CHANGING THE RULES

Y/N: Alright someone jump into the makeshift tub.

A d class jumps into the tub before submerging himself and was teleported 50 meters away from scp 1128 who was struggling. He resurfaced and swims back to shore as scientists take notes.

Y/N: Should I keep it like this? The spikes will never erode not after millions of years.

Scientists: Bring those spikes a bit lower.

The spikes were lowered, Scp 1128 struggling though can't die as Y/N changed the laws of reality to make it so.

Scientists: Can you shrink it?

Y/N shrinks it down so that it was only 10 feet long and hanging on a small earth spike.

Scientist5: Alright....so changing info, and it's a lot safer now. That's good.

Y/N: What about Scp 169? Should I-

Scarlet King: Eh I'll take care of some of them.

All the scientists freaked out at the sight of the scarlet king who snaps his fingers.

Scarlet King: Lemme handle some of the so called anomalies so they won't be a problem.

He walks away, the scientists letting out a sigh of relief as Y/N scratches his head.

Y/N: Is this normal?

Scientist: W-Well his mere presence induces minor fear and paranoia.....*chuckle* Which obviously doesn't affect you.

Y/N: I defy everything....every concept, every power imaginable.

Scientist:....Yeah that's more scary.

Later

Mikasa: I'll call you Emma!

Emma(Scp 053): *happy* I like that name!

Y/N:.......

Makima: I mean the more the merrier.

Victoria: Well this will be quite a lively group....

Prim/Ihwa: Agreed.

S.K: Uh........I don't know-

Gary: It's really weird if I call you uh.......dad....fuck it I'll just call you.......Atius?

S.K: Malice huh..........well sounds about right!

Jerry: *happy wobbling*

Scp 953: I'll go by Yuki.

Y/N/Makima: Ok.

Scp 343: Farewell...and may you all have a safe journey-

Atius: No shit nothing can harm me.........well....

Y/N: *COUGH*

Atius: Maybe him.

Mikasa: Papa....can I call the big guy grandpa?

The scarlet king chokes, Gary snorting though Mikasa points to him.

Mikasa: You can be uncle!

Gary:........Uh.....sure?

Mikasa: *points to girls* Vic, Prim, Yuki, and Ihwy can be aunties or my other mommies!

Yuki:......I'm a Kumiho.

Everyone: Does it matter?

Mikasa happily smiles, Yuki's heart melting as the girls all nod their heads.

Yuki: I guess so.

Y/N: So quick question. Do you want the nation of Anemo, Geo, Electro, Dendro, Hydro, Pyro, or Cryo?

Atius: What's the difference?

Y/N: Cryo has the worst reputation cause their main force, the Fatui go around doing shit-

Gary: We're gonna cause shit either way so cryo.

Y/N: Alright that's good enough! It's gonna be rather cold though...

He snaps his fingers and Mikasa was suddenly wearing winter clothing along with Ihwa though Prim and Victoria were somehow already dressed.

Victoria: Planned for this already.

Y/N: You need winter clothes?

Yuki: No.

Makima: I am perfectly fine wearing these clothes....though I don't mind getting some more clothes for myself.

Y/N: Alright.......we might come back soon so make some preparations! Goodbye and see you later!

*WHOOSH*

They jumped through a portal, scientists and guards all saluting as one of them held Y/N's files.

ITEM#: SCP- 14520

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures:

Scp - 14520, a human male 5 feet 11 inches with the name of Y/N is proven impossible to contain and can enter different realities and universes on a whim. It is advised not to anger scp 14520 despite his jovial and carefree nature, for if he is to lash out, it will be the end of the entire foundation. However, he has proven efficient in eliminating many SCPs easily no matter their containment level, and if he is to return back to this world, will be welcomed with open arms.

He is the only thing keeping the Scarlet King and his son from destroying the world so DO NOT ANGER HIM GREATLY IF ENCOUNTERED.

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