3RD PERSON POV

Revy:......what the fuc-

Gary: B-BARREL ROLL!

Mafia members were driving away and screaming as they run away from Gary who was barrel rolling in his lizard form, Rover excitedly doing the same though he bangs his head against cars and poles by accident while Y/N casually jogs after them at 40 mph while holding Mikasa on one hand and Emi with his other.

Emi: W-WAIT WE'RE GOING TOO FAST!!!!!

Y/N: IT'S LIKE A ROLLER COASTER BUT BETTER!

Mikasa: PAPA GO CHASE THEM!

Y/N accelerates to 70mph while running, Emi screaming while Mikasa laughs. They run all over the area before Gary traps the men in a corner and t-poses.

???: I-I'VE SEEN GOD!

Gary: Wait......why am I chasing them?

Y/N: Cause they pulled on your girlfriend's horns?

Revy:.....The big ass has a girlfriend?

Everyone snaps their head to her while Ganyu sits on a bench munching on a sandwich Trihexa was holding.

Gary: Yeah.

Rover: *PANT*

Rock: W-WHAT ARE YOU?!

Y/N: Gary's a friend. Rover's the family dog.

Dutch: So.....an apparent 20 foot dog is the family dog huh.

Everyone: Yes.

Revy:.....Damn. Mind if we join in on the fun? We're free for the day.

Y/N:....Well about that.

Later

Erika: GODDAMNIT HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD?!

Luke: VIDEO GAMES AND FIGHTING ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR! OF COURSE I KNOW ALL THESE MOVES AND COUNTER THEM....CAUSE I LITERALLY SEEN THEM ALL IN PERSON!

Luke was beating Y/N's cousin, Erika, and Daichi in a row multiple times in SF6, even getting $5000 from a tournament 3 days ago which he was happy about, though everyone freaked out when Luke himself won with his own character.

Erika's mom: EH?! YOU BROUGHT-

Y/N: Um....they technically said they wanted to see what this area was like-

Revy: *whistle* Cool place you got here.

Father: Ah.....well if it isn't Dutch!

Dutch: Your son's quite the guy Mr. L/N. So......you know the multiverse exists?

Mom: Our son well.....told us about it.

Mr. Kuichi: So....how's your first day with Y/N?

Emi: It was fun but.......can you run....a bit slower?

Mrs. Kuichi:....Y/N what happened?

Y/N: I casually ran 70 miles an hour around Roanapur. Then I ran at 10000 miles an hour back here in 10 minutes.

Emi: *BLABBLING* I-I'M NOT USED TO SUCH SPEEDS! IT'S LIKE RIDING ON A ROCKET WITHOUT ANYTHING COVERING ME FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD!

Y/N: Mikasa's fine with it.

Mikasa: Yeah! You need to see it a few more times to have fun!

Emi: I mean it was thrilling....*shiver* but scary....

Mikasa jumps onto her shoulder and pulls on Emi's cheeks, babbling incoherent words as Emi sighs and squeezes her cheeks and moving them as well.

Mr. Kuichi: Emi seems quite attached to her....

Y/N: Mikasa gets along with everyone.

Mrs. Kuichi: Have you ever thought of enrolling her into a pre-school or daycare soon along with your other daughters?

Y/N: I don't really think that's a good idea. They may be 3, but they have the literal intelligence of a girl much older.......around 3rd grade. They're still getting smarter. They'd quickly get bored in a pre school or daycare since they're much more used to making friends with older people in a more lively environment. They might hurt kids if they go too far.

Father: Ah.....yeah.

Y/N: They're practically ahead of their age by miles yet they're still babies so it's best to homeschool them.

Mother: What is the volume of a sphere with a radius of 5 inches?

Mikasa: Uhhh.....523.6 inch cube?

Mother:....That's perfectly understandable.

Emi: I......don't mind taking care of her.

Y/N: The others too you know.

Mikasa: So you, Ahu, and Fumi are my other mamas as well?

Emi: *hug* Yes Mikasa.

Mikasa: *hug* Ok mama.

Later

Balalaika: So the son of D/N L/N is alive Huh...

Father: Y-Yeah...

Revy: But with bullshit powers.

Y/N: WHERE DO I PUT THIS?!

Ihwa: *munch* Just a little further.

Some of his girlfriends and such helped him navigate as he carried a tank, jeep, helicopter with people from another mafia that tried to kill him.

Y/N: Should I drop them into the promised neverland anime as kids? Attack on titan? Tokyo Ghoul? Into hell?

Mother: Um......it's nice to know you're protecting us but we could handle ourselves.

Y/N: Nah I haven't seen you all in years!

Father: At least our son still loves us.

Girls: Backrooms?

Y/N: Good idea. Might as well drop them into the void.

SUBJECTS CAN'T DIE ENABLED

INDUCING INSANITY

INFINITE RESPAWN ENABLED

He drops them though a portal, still holding the tank before he turns and freezes at the sight of Balalaika smirking with his men.

Balalaika: *smile* Hello Y/N.

*THUD*

He drops the tank onto his foot before tossing it behind him casually, cratering the ground.

Y/N: Hello.....um Balalaika.

Balalaika: You have grown a lot from just a month ago.

Y/N: There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for that.

Balalaika: Gone for 4 years, traveling through the entirety of space and time, simply having fun while looking for your world....I heard a lot of things about you.

Y/N: News does travel fast Huh....

Balalaika talks with him, his future wives and girlfriends staring daggers at how close she was to him while his parents looked at each other.

Mother: Y/N does not fear anything huh.

Father: I mean....it's a good thing....I think.

Logue/Emma/Mikasa: Papa who is she?

Y/N: A friend of my parents.

Balalaika: And these must be the lovely kids of yours~

She leans down, patting their heads before a portal appears behind Y/N.

Y/N: I'll go check it out.

*WHOOSH*

Y/N:....What the fuc-

SUBJECT JED IS ISOLATING Y/N IN THE BACKROOMS

SUBJECT Y/N CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL SUCCESSFULLY STAYING FOR A MONTH UNTIL SUCCESSFULLY STAYING A DAY OF EACH LEVEL TILL LEVEL 30, THEN SUBJECT Y/N CAN LEAVE.

RESTRICTING ABILITIES

TIME HAS STOPPED IN YOUR WORLD LUCKILY UNTIL YOU LEAVE

Y/N CAN'T CHEAT HIS WAY AND WILL BE RESTRICTED TO 200 MPH.

HOWEVER, SUBJECT Y/N IS STILL IMMORTAL

REWARD FOR SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETING MISSION IS 3 ADDITIONAL GIRLS INTO HAREM ;)

Y/N: MOTHERFUCK-

The portal closes but not before spitting out Cammy and Mikasa.

Cammy: *crouches* WHERE ARE WE?!

Y/N: Well, welcome to the Backrooms. We're stuck here for a month cause the god who gave me my abilities trapped me here for fun.

Mikasa: Ah.

Cammy: So much for all powerful.

Y/N: He's the only guy more powerful than me.

Cammy:....I guess that makes sense. So where are we?

Y/N: Hmmmm.....

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