3RD PERSON POV

Ironwood: It's a stupid idea.

Y/N: IT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA!

Ironwood: Which makes it good actually now that I think about it.

Y/N was ready to broadcast himself live after the finale, Cinder and the others called elsewhere as he prepares himself.

Y/N: AND GO!

Later

Announcer: AND PENNY IS THE WINNER!

*SCREECH*

The screens above the stadium and all TVs began to distort, confusing them before live footage was seen.

Adam: WHITE FANG! IT IS TIME WE INVADE-

*RUMBLE*

Gary: Actually....it's time.

Gary: FOR A SONG!

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Y/N: Welcome to your life

Gary: B-BARREL ROLL!!!!!!

Gary rolls forward, flattening stolen tech and white fang grunts, only knocking them out while they all ran for cover.

Y/N: There's no turning back

*BOOM*

Ihwa suplexes Cinder before she was kicked out and Victoria swings her sword, making a massive shockwave that tore the landscape apart.

Y/N: Even while we sleep

*BOOM*

White Fang members advancing on Vale were suddenly running away from Gary who was T-Posing, shooting plasma beams to knock many of them while Ganyu shot raining ice from her bow from atop.

Y/N: We will find you

*RUMBLE*

Y/N:

Acting on your best behaviour
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world

Unknown humanoids with speaker heads were either dancing or marching forward, helping Vale and Atlesian forces obliterate the grimm trying to barge in while Y/N can be seen dancing with Mikasa and Emma and all the other girls except for Ganyu as they teleport elsewhere.

Later some literal seconds

Grimm: *SCARED SCREECHING*

Tv Titan: *DANCING* >:3

Y/N: It's my own design

He and his group were dancing forward with the speakermen, clearly trolling the grimm while they were obliterated left and right by Gary's atomic beams as he barrel rolls for some reason.

Y/N: It's my own remorse

Tyrian: I'LL KILL YOU AL-

*BAM*

Mikasa punches his nuts, sending him flying through a massive boulder as he falls through a portal and lands in front of Ironwood and the Ace Ops unconscious.

Ironwood: *THUMBS UP*

Y/N: Help me to decide

*BOOM*

Large grimms breathe fire only for the camera titan to unleash a fire attack that obliterates them all.

Y/N:

Help me make the most
Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

Everyone was dancing, the kids all happily smiling and dancing along with Y/N as they made their way to Salem's castle.

Y/N: There's a room where the light won't find you....Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down....When they do I'll be right behind you

Mercury and Emerald immediately surrendered, not wanting to do anything as the speakermen arrested them and threw them through a portal into Ozpin's sight.

Y/N:

So glad we've almost made it

Hazel: Yeah.....just arrest me.

He didn't put up a fight as he yells and barrel rolls forward, making his way into a portal before dramatically putting his hands out so that he'll be cuffed.

Y/N: So sad they had to fade it

Arthur: HAZEL WHAT THE FUCK-

*SLAP*

Makima slaps him, knocking him out before everyone makes their way forward, dancing like they're genuinely having fun.

Y/N: Everybody wants to rule the world.

*BOOM*

A giant speakerman and all of Y/N's group kick the door down to the throne room after barging in and killing all the grimm.

Y/N:

I can't stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world

Salem: Now who are you-

REMOVING IMMORTALITY

*BAM*

Y/N:

Say that you'll never never never never need it
One headline why believe it?
Everybody wants to rule the world

*BAM*

Salem was curled up in a ball, Y/N's friends beating on her while everyone was t-posing menacingly around the dogpile

Y/N:

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

Everyone: WOOO!

Meanwhile

Everyone:.....'What in the fuc-'

Announcer: W-Well that w-was an interesting conclusion to our last fight! A wonderful song however.

Y/N: Excuse me. Can you listen? This is just part 2.

GOL: Who has summoned us?

Y/N: Nah don't worry about them. They're the gods of your world that want to kill you all but don't worry! This is a song called World's Smallest Violin.....and-

ERROR

REMOVING ABILITIES OF GOL AND GOD

GROUNDING THEM ONTO PLANET REMNANT

GOD: HUH?!

All of Y/N's comrades turn around, grinning madly at the gods who begin to sweat.

Y/N: The award ceremony will take place after this last song so please stay tuned!

Atius: Yup!

Y/N's Group: No need to worry!

Cameramen/Tv Men/Speakermen: *THUMBS UP*

Ozpin: Let's see how this turns out.

He did this as he chokeholds both Tyrian and Arthur who tried to escape while Neo and Roman were teleported to the "battlefield."

Ironwood:....What the fuck is this?

Next Chapter:

Trolling the Gods of Remnant

CAMERA MEN/TV MEN/SPEAKER MEN HAVE BEEN ADDED TO Y/N'S SUMMONS

Y/N'S SUMMONS COUNT: 145602093778777 ENTITIES