3RD PERSON POV

Celeste: HUH?!

Y/N: If you control space, can you like move the moon onto Earth?

She looked at the whole group who looked completely serious, baffled as if they lost all their braincells.

Celeste: Y-You do know that c-could end the world right?

Gary: But can you do it?

Roman: I'm just a mere curious human you know.

Celeste: I guess I could...*stern* but I won't!

Azrael: So.....what are our plans for taking down an entire faction like this?

Gary: Wing it.

Bernadette: Even with the thousands of enemies against just us?

Everyone: Yes.

Y/N: We're going in stupid. They'd expect some competent supernatural beings to come in, not overpowered maniacs who don't give a shit.

Azrael: So no plan.....and we're going in.

Y/N: Yes.

There were thousands of objects behind him along with the entire army of humanoids with TVs, cameras, and speakers as heads.

Y/N: We're going in stupid for sure.

Later

Asmodeus: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON-

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SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

Devils were suddenly trampled by thousands of camera men who were dancing to the song playing on the speakers of the speakermen as they danced around their targets.

Shalba: WHAT THE-

Y/N: PUT THEM IN THE COFFIN BOYS!

*THUD*

Practically half of Y/N's group danced while balancing the coffins on their shoulders, having sealed the two devils inside while they march to a portal.

DELETING TWO SUBJECTS' ABILITIES

INFINITE RESPAWN ENABLED

UPDATING STATUS TO HUMAN

*THUD*

Coffin after coffin was thrown into the portal, demons gathering around said portal from the outside, eager for a meal that can appear after being eaten so their hunger can be satisfied.

*BEEP*

Y/N: Wait hold on- yeah?

Sirzechs: So.........how's the um......mission going?

Y/N: Thwarted their plans, put all of them into a coffin and we're throwing them into a different dimension with all their abilities removed and infinite respawn enabled.

Issei: What the fuc-

Sairaorg: So....solving all world problems in a single day Huh.

Y/N: Y'all not gonna face any problems for centuries or thousands of years to come with this shit we're doing. OH SHI-

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He zoomed around, catching a sword from hitting Mikasa before slapping the oppressor at rapid speeds.

Victoria: Let me help.

*SLAP*

She craters the ground while slapping Siegfried down. Everyone took their turn slapping the guy, his face turning purple as he held his hands out.

Siegfried: *teary* P-Please...I-I give-

Ihwa/Prim: Nope.

Yuki/Esdeath: You tried to kill Mika.

Kuroka: I may have defected and have killed but no one hurts our precious little girl~

*CRACK*

Atius enlarges his foot before kicking his nuts again and again, Y/N purposely healing him altogether. They all laugh manically as the devils behind the phone sweat at the sight of them going apeshit on their supposed enemies.

Sirzechs: I feel sorry for them....NOT!

Later

Y/N: Let me guess....you had a cardboard cut out of Rick Astley that was blasted into ashes except for his face and now you're doing an entire small funeral for it.

5 Tv Men: :(

Cameramen/Speakermen: *SADNESS NOISES*

Y/N: Let me sing a song for his wrongful death please.

They all nod as he kneels in front of the tombstone with the cardboard head on the stone.

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Y/N:

I open my eyes
I try to see, but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight
And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No, I can't stand the pain

How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream, "How could this happen to me?"

Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again
So I try to hold on to a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No, I can't

How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream, "How could this happen to me?"

Come on Hard Rock, make some noise!

I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream, "How could this happen to me?"

How could this happen to me?
How could this happen to me?

Everyone claps for Y/N around the tombstone, Neo and Roman tearing sarcastically while an evil dragon was blasting the barrier around them and hitting it with impunity and no effect whatsoever.

Grendel: TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!

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Y/N played a violin, everyone bowing in respect while the dragon's brain short circuits.

Grendel:....A-Are you t-this stupid?

Y/N: WE ARE! AND WE WILL!

*BAM*

Y/N's clone knocks him out before everyone started beating the shit out of the evil dragon.

Y/N:......So all I have to do is reject humanity and return to monke.

Y/N: Seems easy enough.

Later

Y/N/Gary: *MONKE NOISES*

They chase devils around, eventually making their way to their group who was combatting against the top leaders and elites of the faction-

Rizevim: HUH-

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Gary runs like a literal monkey right into him, knocking him out while chasing devils and Y/N splatters an evil dragon onto the ground with a literal rusty police car. They all panic as Y/N chases them around, monkey noises made while Emma and Mikasa laugh and clap their hands.

Azrael: So.......does he take anything seriously?

Mikasa: Papa does depending on the event.

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Astral projections of Y/N and Atius screaming at each other appear in the sky, everyone staring at Y/N as if he lost all his braincells.

Y/N/Tv Men: :3

Ganyu: Huh...........

Esdeath: I guess he's currently dumb enough that he's completely unpredictable.

Later

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Y/N plays some sad music with others humming a weird tone, a funeral made for fallen members of the army.....before Y/N snaps his fingers and they're were all revived.

Everyone: WWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Azrael:...........

Michael: Oh.....so what happened-

Y/N: Vali and those who can be redeemed are imprisoned. Everyone else is trapped in a coffin in another hell where they'll be eaten over and over again forever.

Sirzechs: Damn......

Koneko: Can.....you come visit soon?

Kuroka: Yeah sis.

Prim: I admit that was rather fun.

Y/N: And-

Y/N sticks his head into the portal formed before leaning back out.

Y/N: Esdeath.....this is apparently your world.

Esdeath: IT IS?!

She had an excited look on her face though she calms down.

Esdeath: Well....that means we can change the empire then...AND KILL-

Mikasa: Papa can we have fun there?

Y/N: Mikasa......

He had a serious expression in his face as he kneels down to her height.

Y/N: There are some worlds where there are matters you should take seriously....things that can horrify you. This is one of them.

Gary: The world's messed up. So let's get this shit going....

Yuki: Wait how exactly would people react to us?

Y/N: Mikasa I planted a beacon on you. Just say my name if you're in danger and I'll teleport to you.

Mikasa: Ok papa.

Everyone said their goodbyes before leaving for the other world, hundreds of angels, fallen angels, and more fixing the damage Y/N's crackhead brain did to the whole area.

Y/N: Let's see.....what I have to do.

Next Chapter: Sins of the Empire