Wetter water for sale!

Wetter water for sale!

You say water can't get wetter?

Well, I bet you've yet

To taste water as wet

As this water I've let

Get very, very wet.

Water is better when it's wetter.

Wetter water is better water!

So you'd better come get

The water that's more wet!

Just five dollars a pail—

Wetter water for sale!