Would you like to buy my home?

I'll make you a fantastic deal.

It's the biggest house on the block.

The location is ideal.

At least come take a look—

I'd like to sell it soon.

If you want to buy it today,

I'll be out tomorrow at noon.

It's a wonderful place to live—

Nothing wrong with it at all.

But a three-story house just isn't enough

For someone who's six stories tall.