Come to the people tree

Where people grow like fruit.

Come pick one that's funny.

Come pick one that's cute.

What are you looking for?

A new mom or dad?

Hurry, come pick 'em

Before they go bad.

Before you pick someone,

Make sure they're nice and ripe.

If they have a little dirt,

Just give 'em a little wipe.

If your friends have all gone rotten,

It's time to pick a new one.

Come trade in your little brother

(We won't tell anyone what you're doin'.)

If you want to pick a grandpa,

Come to the tree in Autumn.

Be sure to pick a fun one,

Then take him home and pot him.