I was preparing to eat a mango

When out of my hands it sprang-o

And crashed to the floor with a loud bang-o

As I hollered out, "Oh, Dang-o!"

(Please excuse my use of slang-o.)

It rolled on the ground like a boomerang-o,

And spun as if doing the tango.

It opened the door with a whizzbang-o,

Then tumbled downstairs with a clang-clang-o.

It tried to escape as it sang-o,

But was caught by my pet orangutang-o!