If you steal a gobstopper,

You're a jaw-breaker lawbreaker.

If you rustle some cattle

In the city of Seattle,

You're a beef thief.

If you walk out the door of the store

Without paying for your Skittles,

But you only took a little,

You're a minimal criminal.

If you wish to fish for mackerel

Without paying for your tackle,

You're a hook crook

And a bobber robber.

And if you steal this poem,

You'll serve hard time for your rhyme crime.