Have you ever had sushi so fresh,

That the fish escaped from the chef?

And flopped itself down on your plate,

But you were so hungry, you just couldn't wait?

So, you swallowed the fish down whole,

And the chef dove in after to finish the roll?

And you felt him inside, pounding and flattening,

Creating your meal—delicious and non-fattening?

Then he crawled back out of your throat,

And says to you (and I quote),

"Please forgive the ache,

But for you, I wanted to make

The freshest sushi in town

So, I just had to follow it down

And finish preparing the fish—

An exquisite and tasty dish."

And then, with great pride, he boldly declared,

"The first meal eaten before being prepared!"