Introducing the greatest number superhero—

The one and only number zero!

He's not flashy, but don't underestimate;

This little digit is truly great.

He adds himself to anything and it will never increase.

He can keep subtracting himself with never a decrease.

With his superpower of replication,

He can clone himself using multiplication.

He has the power to make math teachers bawl—

For dividing by zero makes no sense at all.

When mathematicians look for the number to blame,

The number zero can calmly claim,

Without hesitation, without any bluffing,

"Don't look at me. I did nothing."