A long time ago in the city of Fluzz,

Where the Chirpee-Chirps chirp

And the Buzzy-Bees buzz,

Lived Princess Patty Patootie McFuzz.

One day while the sun shined sunny and hot

On the Lilly-Lu-Lilacs and Daffodil-Dots,

Princess Patty Patootie McFuzz

Set out on a journey to climb Mount Miff Muzz.

At last, after thirty-eight hours, plus two,

She reached the top

Where she saw something new—

A slide made of rainbow lollipop goo.

Slipping and sliding, all covered in goo,

The princess sailed down, yelling, "Wahoo!"

At the end of the slide-ride, she sailed through the air

And landed in an over-stuffed marshmallow chair.

The princess hopped up and kept right on walking

Through licorice grass fields that stained her white stockings.

The milk chocolate river rose up to her knees.

She shivered and shook, starting to freeze,

Until she was dried by a warm sugar breeze.

Through Popsicle caves, Patty crawled on her knees,

Then got lost in a forest of gummy-drop trees.

She ran through the sweet-tasting fruity punch rain,

Past Rocky-road Road and Cherry Pie Lane

And arrived just in time to catch Sweet Sucker Train.

Then all through the night,

The train chug-chug-chug-chugged,

Carrying Princess Patty Patootie McFuzz

Back to the land of the city of Fluzz,

Where the Chirpee-Chirps chirp

And the Buzzy-Bees buzz.