Grandma Corning woke up one morning,

To make pineapple upside-down cake.

She peeled and sliced, measured and diced—

Then popped it in the oven to bake.

She offered some cake to little Jim,

Who said, "It tastes icky and gross and fake."

Then he stood on his head and gobbled it down—

Jim preferred pineapple right-side-up cake.