I was on a self-improvement quest,

So I took an in-depth personality test.

They said it would tell me if I'm nice,

If I'm concise,

If I have a vice.

They said it could tell if I'm a leader,

If I'm a cheater,

If I'm a reader.

They said it could tell if I annoy,

If I bring joy,

If I destroy.

They said it could tell if I cooperate,

If I tolerate,

If I exaggerate.

They claimed it could tell if I'm optimistic,

Opportunistic,

Egotistic,

Unrealistic,

Altruistic.

But when the results came back,

I felt rather small—

It said I had no personality at all.