Perdiddle McFluffins loved to bake muffins

But grew tired of the same old flavors.

Of peach and blueberry

He grew rather weary.

Lemon became a bore.

Poppy seed, pumpkin, chocolate chip nut,

Would always make him snore.

One day he decided to bake something new.

He'd attempt to invent a flavor or two.

He started out fine with passion-fruit lime,

But things took a turn for the worse—

With sauerkraut bran, and strawberry lamb,

And banana with bits of bratwurst.

He set up shop to sell his creations.

He advertised wide—all over the nation.

But nobody came. Nobody bought.

He tried even harder and got more distraught.

His fish stick surprise—they just weren't buying.

Coconut with pickles left them running and crying.

Sour-apple crab, mint broccoli delight,

Bleu cheese papaya made them take flight.

Finally, Mr. Perdiddle McFluffins

Abandoned his dream and stopped baking muffins.

Everyone told him, "At least you tried,"

But Perdiddle McFluffins just sat down and cried.

Though, sometimes it's best to try something new

Than to keep doing the same thing anybody can do.