I went to the ocean but found no water—

Instead, it was made of food.

I opened wide at each high tide,

And was never in a bad mood.

I traveled to the bay

To get me some dessert.

A tidal wave I craved,

And spilled it on my shirt.

I sailed around the world

And discovered new delights.

A salami tsunami, a pond of Mulligatawny,

And finished in fifty bites.

If you haven't been to the ocean in a while,

You should come on down.

You'll drool for the chocolate whirlpool

And eat so much you'll drown.