Macy Muggins loved to talk,

And she knew the entire dictionary.

But tired of using the same old words,

She invented something revolutionary.

She built a machine,

That, with a pull of a lever,

Creates brand-new words—

Now isn't that clever?

Whenever she wants

To spice up her vocabulary,

She invents a new word

To help her sound fabulary.

Her language had becominated unfunified.

Now it's exciterized and freshinated.

With a simple tug of her machine,

Her words become superunborrinated.

When Macy userizes a new phrase,

Her teacher is maddenized—

But that's just because she's jealerous

And can't understanderize.

Her parents get quotiently frustrobbled

When they querate her a queschence.

They can't dicipherize her respondance,

Whether it's a yessup or nochence.

Macy Muggins still enjollifies to blabberize,

And continuates to communifate on.

But nobodereally comprehendates,

So she's the one havernating olluv the phun.