I did the Hula in Honolulu,

And the Haka and Lakalaka in Lake Titicaca.

I danced the Tango down in Durango.

Did some moonwalkin' in the Falklands.

I danced the Mambo in Trinidad and Tobago.

I did the Twist and Roll in Istanbul,

Then danced the Samba through Botswana.

I learned to line dance in France,

Danced the Salsa while eating salsa in Tulsa,

And did the Macarena in Cartagena.

I like to Polka while drinking mocha on the Volga.

In Colombia, I danced to Vallenato and Mr. Roboto.

I've Waltzed across earthquake faults,

And performed tap dances in precarious circumstances.

You can watch me clog on my video blog.

I took a chance and learned to Riverdance,

Then took a gig doing a jig in a wig— it was big!

I danced the Merengue while sick with Dengue.

I like to Mariachi while sipping my coffee.

Yo hice El Baile de la Conquista con mi amiga lista.

Bailé El Cariñosa con mi Rosa.

A fella, with his wife Stella, taught me to dance the Tarantella.

I swung to Sing, Sing, Sing (With a Swing).

Did the Taualuga on a beluga.

I learned Western Swing down in New Orleans.

I broke my wrist learning the Twist, but I got the gist.

I've done the Charleston in Charleston,

The Boogaloo in Waterloo.

I can Shuffle while eating a truffle.

I lost my pride when I almost died doing the Electric Slide.

I can mash potatoes in my Winnebago.

I took ballet in Bombay,

Did the Cha Cha in Alibaba,

And I feel alive every time I jive.

I've danced to Bossa Nova in Arachova and Moldova.

Learned the bunny hop from a funny cop.

I formed a Conga line while singing a song of mine.

I've danced the Lambada while singing La Bamba.

I unintentionally did the Shake during an earthquake.

I've done the Turkey Trot in Turbat.

I took a chance and learned to country dance,

Then my break dance earned an askance glance.

I've done the Harlem Shake while eating marlin steak.

I learned to Pop and Lock on top of a dock.

I go rogue when I Vogue,

And no bot is mo' hot than when I robot.

I cut a rug doing the Jitterbug.

I've done the Lindy Hopper with Cindi Lauper.

I did the Flamenco with Maria Kirilenko.

I've danced hip-hop, and the fish flop in my flip-flops.

I square danced in my pair of rare pants,

And danced at the king's ball, wearing nothing at all.