When I was three,

My mom taught me

About infinity.

I told her I

Would try

Before I die

To see

If I could be

The first to count to infinity.

At five, I counted to a million.

At thirty-two, I hit a billion.

Now I'm doubtful I'll reach a trillion.

At ninety-nine, by my own accounting,

The pressure is mounting—

So I'm still counting.