I invented a bored game with one hundred squares,

And all the players just sit there and stare.

For each thirty-minute stare,

You get to move one square.

The player with the longest stare

Will surely win, fair and square.

I have another bored game called Count Me In.

The player who counts the highest is the one who will win.

Count as long as you can, there's no max or min—

If it ends in a tie, play it again.

My latest game is called Tap n' Nap Tower of Power.

You tap and you tap and you tap and you tap.

After two hours of tapping, it's time to start napping.

Once you've napped for two hours,

You earn one block of power

To start building your tower.

All players compete

To tap, nap, and repeat,

To try and complete

The Tower of Power

To a height of five feet.

(Please don't cheat.)

If you're tired of playing games that are fun,

If you've had some excitement but now you are done,

If you're ready to play something that's lame,

I'll lend you one of my famous bored games.