He had a blind date arranged through a service.

His first in years—he was more than nervous.

Set up by a supercomputer—the perfect match.

"Money back guarantee if she's not a great catch!"

She liked all the same foods as him,

Had the same views as him,

She liked the same sports as him,

Played games of all sorts like him.

On paper, it seemed like a match made in heaven.

She sent him a message to meet her at seven.

He arrived early, looking dapper and fine,

Eager to meet her, to laugh, and to dine.

But as he waited, nerves took their toll.

Sweating and shaking, he lost control.

What if he went to the wrong restaurant and missed her?

What if the match-making computer had a blown transistor?

What if they hit it off, and he kissed her?

What if they dance? Should he twirl and twist her?

What if she's gorgeous, and he just can't resist her?

She's here!

Oh no— it's his twin sister!