Little Londyn said a bad word.

She couldn't deny it—the whole class heard.

She yelled it loud when she fell in a ditch.

It was a cuss word, but I won't tell you which.

Okay, fine—if you really must know,

I will tell you. Although...

You must never, ever repeat it,

No matter how bad you're mistreated.

And don't tell your mom or your dad

That I taught you this word that's so bad.

Now, if you're sure you want to see...

Turn the page but don't blame me.