Wednesday, 8:09 AM

#1 Sister Wife: you know who would make an interesting match up for a duel to the death?

Bore Whore: Atsumu and Oikawa?

Whore Hard: dream threesome

Professional Shit Starter: Fucking preach.

#1 Sister Wife: akaashi i am actually super offended but for the sake of keeping this convo on track i shall forgive this transgression

#1 Sister Wife: i would sell everyone's kidney to see shirabu and kenma duke it out

Thing 1: they both do have that subtle feral energy about them

#1 Sister Wife: thank you for seeing my vision

Deadchi: I would rather seeTsukki and Kageyama go head to head.

Thing 420: nah tsukki has that in the bag

Whore Hard: idk about that @Prodigal Son what are your thoughts?

Prodigal Son: I can take Tsukishima.

Prodigal Son: Oh, you mean in a fight?

Prodigal Son: Nevermind, no. He'd win.

Homewrecker: Love the casual admittance of wanting to do the devil's tango with your teammate

Bore Whore: Oikawa, your first born is growing up so fast

Thing 1: excuse you

Thing 1: MY first born?!

Thing 1: you birthed him! he takes after you wayyyy more than me

Bore Whore: That is true, I did go into labor

Professional Shit Starter: That explains so much.

Himbo: somebody needs to illustrate this disaster of a family tree

Himbo: can't even keep track anymore

Evil Twin: sounds like a skill issue

Amatuer Shit Starter: could NOT be me 💅

Amatuer Shit Starter: also i would wipe the floor with shirabu

Professional Shit Starter: Let's start placing our bets.

#1 Sister Wife: i've got shirabu here ready and fired up for the beat down

Thing 420: name a time and a place, i'll film

Whore Hard: 😢it is a shame that wakatoshi couldn't be here to see this 🧼

Deadchi: Oh! I call next fight

Himbo: let me guess

Himbo: you wanna fight ushiwaka?

Deadchi: He is the first on my list, yes

Bore Whore: Who else is on that list?

Deadchi: When the blood starts staining the nets, you will know 🤭

Homewrecker: Fuck I hope I'm on that list

Thing 1: took the words right out of my mouth 😮‍💨