Sunday, 1:12 AM

Lickety Lick: yknow

Lickety Lick: i would totally fuck moto moto

Lickety Lick: but like

Lickety Lick: no homo

Sunday, 2:46 AM

Akaashi: You have a point, Moto Moto is disturbingly alluring.

Sunday, 3:56 AM

Iwaizumi: Love how you say 'no homo' as if that is the issue here, not the fact that Moto Moto is a fictional animated hippo.

Akaashi: The rules still apply to fictional animated animals, Iwaizumi-san. The socks stay ON.

Iwaizumi: ...alright. What are you guys doing up anyways?

Lickety Lick: looking at moto moto fan art

Lickety Lick: what else?

Daddy's Baby Boy: ooh terushima send me some links!

Iwaizumi: Seriously Sugawara?

Daddy's Baby Boy: oh please iwaizumi

Akaashi: As if you don't have any fictional animated animals you would fuck.

Akaashi: Everyone has at least one and if you don't you're either lying or a repressed virgin.

Iwaizumi: Wow, Akaashi. Really?

Iwaizumi: I expected you to be more mature. Don't know how I got that idea, your captain is Bokuto.

Daddy's Baby Boy: and he is also a part of the pretty setter gc

Daddy's Baby Boy: which includes not only me and oikawa but also atsumu, semi, shirabu, and yahaba, among others

Akaashi: Not to mention my closest friends are Bokuto-san, Kuroo-san, Kozume-san, and Tsukishima.

Iwaizumi: Right.

Akaashi: How you came to the conclusion that I am mature and calm is beyond me.

Daddy's Baby Boy: it's bc you hide it well and aren't as in your face about it as kuroo and bokuto

Daddy's Baby Boy: smart of you

Akaashi: Those two do make for reliable and convincing scapegoats.

Akaashi: Like that training camp where the fire alarm went off and triggered the sprinklers. Bokuto-san took all the blame with little work on my part. It was almost too easy.

Daddy's Baby Boy: that was so funny, he immediately got blamed bc he had pulled the alarm before

Daddy's Baby Boy: but wait

Daddy's Baby Boy: why DID you set the alarm off?

Daddy's Baby Boy: ...akaashi?

Akaashi: [voice note, 9:37 minutes]

Lickety Lick: man i wish i was there, that sounds EPIC

Akaashi: It was.

Iwaizumi: Alright, stop talking about fucking animated animals and setting off the fire alarm in cold blooded revenge, time to go to sleep.

Lickety Lick: yes sir

Sunday, 8:09 AM

Little Bitch Boy: iwa-chan doesn't have an animated animal he would fuck

Little Bitch Boy: iwa-chan is a monster fucker thru and thru

Little Bitch Boy: why ELSE would he have so much godzilla merch?

Iwaizumi: I have Godzilla merch because he is to me what aliens are to you.

Ultimate PB: i didn't know the grand king wanted to get dicked down by aliens

Iwaizumi: Fuck you.

Bastard McFuckhead: he already has that department covered, thanks

Bastard McFuckhead: but if you wanted i could get you godzilla's info, mothra is an old friend

Iwaizumi: Shittykawa, I don't like these two. I don't approve. Find different boyfriends.

Little Bitch Boy: we aren't dating

Iwaizumi: Seriously? You guys aren't together yet? What's taking so long?

Daddy's Baby Boy: look at oikawa's name, iwaizumi

Iwaizumi: Ah, yeah.

Iwaizumi: Tragic...for them. A blessing for me, really.

Akaashi: So true.

Iwaizumi: Shut up, furry.

Ultimate PB: just because akaashi wants to fuck a fictional animated hippo does NOT make him a furry. that is a common misconception about furries, it is not about wanting to fuck animals, the furry community provides a sense of identity and empowerment to those who need it and can appreciate it, allowing them to feel welcome and accepted when it seems nobody else in their lives provide that type of support

Daddy's Baby Boy: damn kuroo, you have some strong feelings about furries...

Daddy~: Okay was anyone going to tell me Kuroo was a furry? Or was I supposed to find that out after he goes off on an impassioned rant about misconceived notions about furries that harm the community myself?

Ultimate PB: not a furry

Bastard McFuckhead: can you have your costume creator make one for each of us in the gc? i think it would be funny if we all show up to practice in them and not say anything, just stand in the corner and breath heavily

Lickety Lick: that would actually be kind of hilarious, ngl

Ultimate PB: the fact that you think i have someone who creates my fursuit is high key insulting as fuck. i am perfectly capable of designing and making my own fursona, fuck you very much

Ultimate PB: but again

Ultimate PB: not a furry

Little Bitch Boy: if the fursuit fits, babe...

Akaashi: *Homemade fursuit.

Little Bitch Boy: you are absolutely correct, akaashi. my apologies, tetsu-chan, i did not mean to insult your skills

Ultimate PB has renamed 'Akaashi' to 'Shit Starter'

Shit Starter has renamed 'Shit Starter' to 'Professional Shit Starter'

Professional Shit Starter: Get it right next time, Furry-san.

Daddy's Baby Boy: marry me, akaashi

Daddy's Baby Boy: i know you love food and i can cook, we'd make a great pair of bitches

Daddy's Baby Boy: let me be your suga daddy

Professional Shit Starter: I'm sorry, Sugawara-san, but Oikawa-san has already informed me that you cannot, in fact, cook at all. He had video proof and everything. I'm truly flattered but it just would not work out between us. You must understand.

Daddy's Baby Boy: that's it

Daddy's Baby Boy: oikawa

Daddy's Baby Boy: i'm outside

Little Bitch Boy: good for you?

Ultimate PB: bby he wants to fight you

Bastard McFuckhead: are you going to fight suga? or are you going to live up to your name?

Iwaizumi: Oikawa don't you dare fight Sugawara. He will absolutely rock your shit.

Professional Shit Starter: Sugawara-san does seem the type to bring a flamethrower to a fist fight.

Daddy~: You're wrong.

Daddy~: Suga is most definitely a dirty fighter but he wouldn't bring a long distance weapon. He is much more hands on than that. If anything it would be a frying pan or brass knuckles.

Little Bitch Boy: i'm going to fight him, i'll send a video of me beating his ass

Ultimate PB: i'll start planning the funeral

Little Bitch Boy: ty ❤

Ultimate PB: ...your funeral, dipshit

Lickety Lick: don't worry guys, i'll film it for all of you who could not attend

Iwaizumi: It is eight thirty on a Sunday morning and I have to watch my best friend get slaughtered. Great.

Iwaizumi: Oikawa, I'm calling Mattsun and Makki to come witness your demise with me.

Lickety Lick: nah bro don't bother

Bastard McFuckhead: wait did suga lose???

Lickety Lick: hell no

Lickety Lick: oikawa showed up and suga back handed him, he went down so fast and is out cold

Daddy~: Suga back handed Oikawa with his frying pan?!

Bastard McFuckhead: there is a joke there somewhere...

Likcety Lick: no he did it bare handed

Lickety Lick: it was very impressive, sexy, and very much intimidating

Daddy's Baby Boy: [insert picture]

Daddy's Baby Boy: guess who got their gorgeous face rearranged?

Professional Shit Starter: Who is that with you?

Daddy's Baby Boy: some surprise guests

Iwaizumi: Are they who I think they are?

Daddy's Baby Boy: most certainly

Daddy~: Oikawa is going to lose his mind when he sees that picture.

Iwaizumi: Serves the dumbass right.

Bastard McFuckhead: you should post that picture and tag all of them

Iwaizumi: No. That isn't severe enough.

Ultimate PB: oh?

Daddy's Baby Boy: have something in mind, iwaizumi?

Iwaizumi: Yes.

Iwaizumi: Add them to the group chat.

Iwaizumi: It's what he deserves.

Daddy's Baby Boy: as you wish

Daddy's Baby Boy has added Tendou Satori to the chat

Daddy's Baby Boy has added Ushijima Wakatoshi to the chat