It was the middle of the night, Goldilocks has some business to take care of. She walked out the house naked, she had a special date with Voldemort. She walked up to a hidden cave she then he saw Voldemort. "Hey Voldy." Says Goldilocks. "Shut up." Said a Voldemort, "I just want to have a daughter." "Whatever you say baby boi." Said Goldilocks. The two villains banged so hard that the cave burned down. Meanwhile Conner, Bree, Jack, and Hero were sleeping sounding when all of a sudden Harry, Ron, and Hermione fell through the roof of their house. "WHAT WAS THAT?" Hero Yelled, Jack, Hero, Conner, and Bree ran into the living room. The Hogwarts trio were laying there on the kitchen table. "Oh my god I think those demons are back." Conner said. "We told that fool Goldilocks that summoning demons is a bad idea." Said Bree. "We ain't no demons fool." Ron Said. "Then what are you guys in our house?" Asked Hero. "What did I say about talking without permission." Jack took out a jug of gasoline and made a Hero drink it. Hero starts convulsing on the floor. "God dang it Jack-you and Goldilocks can't not have a child together. You guys are going to kill that kill that kid one day." Bree said with an eye roll. Harry and Hermione are creeped out but Rin enjoys the child abuse. Then jack says, "Where's Goldilocks?" Then Jack checks Goldilocks' room and Goldilocks is not there. Jack then realizes that Goldilocks' dress is still there. "I know this fool did not just go outside naked." Jack said. The group decides to wait till the next morning to look for her. The next morning they decide to check Red's castle to see if she went there. The group goes inside the castle. Red is shoving an umbrella down her throat and Froggy is pouring vodka into his ears. "What the heck is going on here." Conner Asked. Alex was also in the castle and her face was completely red. "YOU GUYS SHOT MY BOYFRIEND AUTHUR! I FOUND HIS DESD BIDY IN THE BURGER MEAT HERE." Alex Yelled. "WHY WAS HIS BODY DECOMPOSING IN THE BURGER MEAT?" Alex Yelled. Red and Froggy choose not to respond. All of a sudden Goldilocks and Voldemort appear, "VOLDEMORT," screams Harry, "YOU KILLED MY PARENTS!" and Voldemort says, "please they didn't taste good anyway. And meet my new wife Goldilocks." "GOLDILOCKS HOW DAREEEEEE YOU?" Screams Jack and then Goldilocks took out her sword and decapitated him. Hermoine says, "Why are you in this dimension anyways?" Voldemort then says, "I want a crazy wife so I can have a crazy daughter. So I went to this dimension to marry Goldilocks so I can have my seventeen year old daughter Vanessa." Vanessa came out, she had long brown hair, blue and red eyes, and Ron thought she was totally hot and she wore all black. "Can I make out with you?" Ron Asked. Vanessa shook her head, "I only date cute short sweaty twelve year olds." "Wait a sec, when did you and Voldemort give birth to Vanessa?" Asked Bree. "Last night." Voldemort answered. "Then how is she already this old?" Asked Bree. "Well I've had a caffeine addiction and it kinda made the baby come out immediately and start growing at unnatural rates." "So we're going to take over the multiverse byeeeeeeee." Goldilocks, Vanessa, and Voldemort all go through the portal. The good guys were about to follow the bad guys until they heard Froggy scream. The group all turns to Froggy, "RED CHOPPED OFF MY RED NIPPLE!" Screamed Froggy. Red was laughing insanely on the floor. 

TO BE CONTINUED 

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