It was a pretty normal day for the extraordinary boy named Harry Potter. Dumbledore and  McGonagall were having sex in the middle of class. Professor Flitwick was shoving cigarettes up student's noses when they didn't get the right answer. Professor Snape would lick the faces of the first years when he thought they looked delicious. Things were going pretty average for Harry Potter, until he got to his dorm room that night. Seamus Finnigan had a special little surprise to show all of the boys. "What is that" Asked Ron. "It's an Ak-47" answered Seamus proudly. "Now why would you bring that here" Asked Dean. Seamus started to laugh maniacally. "I'm going to shoot all of the black kids in the school. They always eat all of the fried chicken and watermelons before I can get any." Before Dean could scream, Seamus shot him straight in the head. (Sister note, i do NOT approve of this chapter so far) Harry Yells, "OH CRAP." Ron yells, "RUN" Harry and Ron run down into the dining room. They hear gunshots in the background, students are running and crying and fleeing into the halls. "HERE COMES JHONNY!" Yelled Seamus. He shoots two black kids in the head at the same time. Hermoine runs down to join the boys, "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON!" Yells Hermoine. "Seamus went crazy!" Said Harry, "He wants to shoot all of the black kids in the school". Hermione was horrified, yet not surprised. All of a sudden, Hermione started to give birth. "What the heck!" Said Ron. "You were pregnant!" "Yah" Said Hermione. "And I think your the father." As soon as the baby came out, Ron tossed it into the garbage. "That takes care of that" he said. Then the SWAT team came in. The swat team sliced of Seamus' head. They then arrested Dumbledore. "Why is Dumbledore getting arrested" Asked a student. "He had an illegal Mexican army and was planning to take care of the country." They hauled Dumbledore into their helicopter and flew away. Then Area 51 agents came and kidnapped all of the students and brought them to Area 51.  After a few days there, Ron was starting to get stressed. He started to drink heavy amounts of fire whiskey in the cafeteria. "Would you stop drinking fire whiskey Ron! It's starting to get very annoying. " Said Luna Lovegood. Ron took the alcohol bottle and smashed it on Luna's head. She died instantly. "That was messed up" Said Harry. Hermione grabbed her two best friends and dragged them down into the basement. "Why'd you bring us here" Said Harry. Ron was too drunk to react. "I found a way out of here." She explained. She turned on a portal and the three friends walked through.