Mrs Peters hasn't went to the grocery store in two months, she has been living off rats that have been coming into her apartment. She has finally decided to go the grocery store and get a real meal. On the way there, she has to cross the highway. Everything is going smoothly until traffic just stops. Mrs Peters is furious and she gets out of her car and walks to the area where traffic stopped. She sees three cops arguing with a Russian guy, "CAN YALL FAT PIECES OF GARBAGE MOVE? IM TRYING TO GET TO THE GROCERY STORE!" Yelled Mrs Peters. "Excuse me mam, we are trying to interrogate this man, if you would go kill yourself that would be great." Said the police officer. Mrs Peters was growing impatient, she took out a pistol and shot the three cops in the foot, and shot the Russian guy in the shoulder. She stole the cop car and started driving away. One of the cops took out his radio and said, "SOME CRAZY LADY STOLE OUR CAR! GET HER BIG OL BOOTY IN JAIL! Mrs Peters is being followed by, eight cop cars and five police helicopters. "YOULL NEVER GET ME ALIVE BUCKOS" Yelled Mrs Peters. One of the helicopters decided to shoot a missile at Mrs Peters but, since the person who shot the missile was inside of the helicopter was drunk and high at the same time, he completely missed and blew up a school. A few blocks away, Conner and Bree were taking a stroll right now they're eighteen and about to get married in a couple of weeks. They are looking into each other's eyes lovingly. They're about to kiss when notices in the corner of his eye, a car being chased by a bunch of police. Conner moves away from Bree's face, "Why did you do that-" Asked Bree. But as soon as Bree finishes her sentence Mrs Peters runs right over her with the cop the cop car. Mrs Peters crashes into a nearby building and dies. Conner is absolutely, positively, horrified. All the the cops get out of their cars and investigates the scene. Conner runs over and asked them what happened. The cops explained that Mrs Peters shot three of them in the foot, stole a cop car, and drove off. "MRS PETERS WOULD DO THIS?" Yelled Conner. Conner looked into the cop car the Mrs Peters stole, her face was completely ripped off in the accident. But he could still see the drunk look on her face. Conner starts crying into his hands. Conner decides to bring Bree's dead body home. When he g te home, he creates a portal to the land of stories with the original storybook and goes through. He arrives in Goldilocks and Jacks' house, they are playing a drinking game. Hero is playing with a large sword, he accidentally cuts off his left pinky but nobody seems to notice. Goldilocks finally looks up when she looses to Jack and says a few curses. Goldilocks Yelled, "ITS MY BOI CONNER!" She stands up and slaps him hard across the back. She quickly takes some caffeine and pours it into her eyes, Jack gets up and says, "YO ITS MY HOMEDOG CONNER!" Conner does not have a smile on his face. "Bree's dead." Said Conner is a very sad voice. Then Hero said in his little five year old voice, "I know of of an ancient burial ground that can bring Bree back to life! Mommy and Daddy do it all the time when they accidentally kill each other!" Goldilocks yelled, "The boi ain't lying!" Hero, Goldilocks, and Jack escort Conner to the burial ground where Conner has a feeling that this is the beginning of many insane adventures....