So our hero's were staring down at Froggy, "Now, now Red. What did we talk about? You're not supposed to cut people's nippples off." Jack corrected. "But I just love how they scream. It gives me joy in my belly. Red patted her belly cheerfully. "That's it," says Froggy he picked a Red up and swallows her whole. "Well that's one way to do it." Said Conner. "We should probably go after Goldilocks and Voldemort," Said Hermione so the heroes jumped through the portal. When they exited the portal they found themselves in a museum. A little girl was sitting down and reading a book about cat slaughter. So Jack Said, "I'll go talk to her, I have experience talking to girls a lot younger than me." Everyone gave him an odd look. "What are you? A pedophile?" Asked Froggy. Jack does not answer as he walks up to the little girl. "Yo little girl. Have you seen a guy with no nose and a really drunk looking woman with blonde hair?" Jack Asked. The girl looked up from her book, she takes out pocket knife and stabs Jack in the kneecap.  "AHH WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" Yelled Jack. "Oh, I'm sorry, i thought you were my friend Brynne. Lately she's been trying to see me naked," The little girl sighed. "Dang girl, you need some new friends." Said Ron. "What's your name little girl?" Asked Bree. "My name is Aru Shah and my mom owns this place." The little girl smiled. "That last time I was in a museum my mom got arrested for capital murder." Hermione said. Jack is screaming on the floor about his name. Aru takes out a pistol and shoots Jack in the head. "WHAT WAS THAG FOR?" Screams Conner. "I thought I should take him out of his misery." Aru shrugged. Hero noticed something strange out of the corner of his eye, a girl, who looked very thirsty. "Guys I see a pretty strange girl, she looks pretty weird." Hero Said. Everyone turns around and Aru screams, "ITS BRYNNE!" Screamed Aru. "It's time to get naked." Brynne screamed to Aru. Aru runs in the opposite direction. "I know how to fix this." Says Ron. He screams 'Avada Kadrva!' Brynne's body drops dead on the floor. "Well, I know what I'm cooking for dinner tonight." Alex takes a huge butcher knife and cuts up Jack and Brynne's bodies and prepares them into hotdogs. "Human meat tastes surprisingly good." Says Harry. Dr. K. P. Shah comes out with a huge bottle of vodka in her hands, "Who is in my museum after hours?" Asked the woman.  "Oh, it's a long story, basically I shot this guy in the head and Brynne is dead." Said Aru casually. "That's too bad. Can you throw this vodka bottle away for me?" Asked the mother. "Damn woman, you dank the whole bottle." Said Aru. "No, I got a new pet dog and fed the vodka to him and the dog died." Said the doctor. "Guys we can't waste time! Goldilocks and Voldemort are out there! Probably killing people!" Warned Hermione. "Shut up and go to sleep." Said Ron. So the gang decide to go to sleep for the night, but Hero has other plans.... 

    Hero takes a bible out of Conner's backpack and sets it on fire. He then cuts open Alex's arm and drinks her blood. Hero just gave hi self some demon powers. The next morning the gang decides to eat breakfast at McDonalds. And Aru mysteriously wants to use the bathroom. "Can I go to the bathroom with you?" Asks Red from Froggy's stomach. "Shut up you!" Froggy then pushes Red farther into his stomach area. Aru rolls her eyes and heads towards the bathroom. Suddenly the McDonalds is destroyed and everyone inside died. 

To be continued 

Why am I even allowing him to do anything anymore.