Conner, Jack, Goldilocks, Hero, and Bree's dead body all eventually arrive at the ancient burial ground. "Alright Hero, get digging!" Yelled Goldilocks. "But Mommy, my fingers hurt." Squeaked Hero. Then Jack said, "If you don't do it, your not getting dinner tonight." So Hero starts digging, he says a few curse words under his breath. "Hey! No cursing until your twelve!" Yells Jack. After six hours of Goldilocks injecting Caffeine into her heart and Conner and Jack arguing about why Mexicans shouldn't be allowed to make tacos Hero is finally finished digging the grave. "I think my arms are broken." Says Hero. "Ehhh, you'll get used to it." Says Goldilocks. Goldilocks grabs a baseball bat and smashes Hero's kneecap with it, "This will help you get used to it." Hero starts sobbing on the ground. After about ten minutes, Bree gets up from the grave. "I've missed you!" Says Conner, Bree and Conner embrace into a kiss. Goldilocks spits into Bree's face. Bree gives Goldilocks an extremely dirty look, "It's good to see you again." Says Jack as he slaps her on the neck. Then Bree has a bright idea, "Let's go meet up with Alex!" Says Bree. Everyone agrees. A few yards away there is a man delivering some milk into the Red Riding Hood Kingdom. Goldilocks kills the guy who is driving the cart and drinks all five hundred pounds of milk that was in the cart. "Dang, y'all got crazy!" Says Conner. "You'll get used to it" Says Hero. Jack and Goldilocks start making out so Hero has to drive the cart to the fairy kingdom. Conner and Bree also start making out too. After a couple of hours of Hero recklessly driving through the country side they make it to the fairy kingdom. They all walk into the castle. The guards don't let them in because Jack and Goldilocks are fugitives. So Goldilocks and Jack break into the side window and goes into Alex's room. Conner leads them there because he's been there many times before. Alex and Mother Goose are inside completely drunk. Mother Goose has five cigarettes in her mouth eight in her left ear, and six in her right ear. "ALEX WHAT IN GOD'S NAME HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?" Yelled Bree. Then Goldilocks says, "I'm not surprised, she's been spending an awful lot of time with mother goose and that's never a good thing." All of this yelling doesn't get Alex or Mother Goose out of their drunken state. Conner has had enough, he walks over to Alex and slaps her hard across the face. This causes Alex to become even more crazy, she starts yelling at the wall. Conner reaches into his backpack and takes out a jug of water and shoves it down Alex's throat(including the bottle). This gets Alex finally sobered up. "OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED?" Yelled Alex. "You got drunk with Mother Goose bucko." Says Hero. "THAT STUPID BIRD!" Yells Alex. "Hey wasn't Mother a Goose human before?" Asks Jack. "Yeah, but she drank a potion she wasn't supposed to drink and now she's permanently a goose." Says Alex. All of a sudden Emeralda barges in, "ALEX, WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN?" Screams Emeralda. "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN THREE WEEKS!" Yelled Emeralda. Alex still had a bit of drunk inside her, so she did what any normal drunk person would do. She threw a knife at Emeralda's head. Emeralda instantly fall on the floor, dead. "TIME TO GO!" Yelled Goldilocks. They all jump out the window. They jumped down ten stories, Jack and Goldilocks shattered their legs but kept running anyway. Conner, Bree, and Hero all landed on Goldilocks and Jack so they were fine. Alex just used her magic to float down. Within five minutes the whole  kingdom is chasing them with swords and katanas in their hands. After about 20 miles of running, they entire kingdom decides it's not worth it anymore so they decide to go back to the kingdom. A few weeks go by with nothing interesting happening until Jack is hunting and she's a wanted poster with a 10,000 gold prize for Alex's head. So Jack runs back to the hut and reports the news. As soon as Goldilocks hears it, she grabs an axe and chops off Alex's head. Conner screams, "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?" "Don't worry~." Says Goldilocks. "We'll give the head to the fairy council for a couple of minutes and get the gold then, I will kill the fairy council and we'll put her body in the burial ground." Said Goldilocks. "Fine." Says Conner. Little Hero is very disturbed from what he just saw. The gang all travel back to the fairy kingdom with Alex's head. They all walked inside and Bree exclaimed, "We have Alex's head! Give us yo money!" Turns out they walked right into Emeralda's funeral. The entire fairy council looks at the gang with an offended look on their faces. Tangerina throws a bag of money at them and takes the head. All of a sudden Goldilocks pulls a shotgun and kill all of the fairy council members. "WHERE DID YOU GET A SHOTGUN?" Yelled Bree, "She's got her places." Says Jack. "Hero we go again!" Says Hero as they take the bag of money and Alex's head, and runs out of the kingdom. With the entire kingdom chasing after them. 

To be continued