I made a thing past midnight.

I can just imagine how hard it is to pull off a morning prank!

That's his brother in the corner.

Excuse my crappy handwriting.

"Psst!"

"Mom's making breakfast!"

*inhale*

"IT'S TIME FOR FREAKING BREAKFAST!"

"I DUNNO WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD!!"

"STAINLESS STEEL IS HARD TO FOLD!!"

*Nyan Cat theme plays loudly on phone*

*Then All-star by Smash Mouth*

*And then phone dies*

Loud noises apparently don't work all that well.

"Oh!"

"This is BOUND to work!"

And I'll post the rest after this is publisbed.