SaltyLK

"My gosh, you have such fluffy ears! And they're even striped! So I have a few questions why do you wear a turtle shell? Are you some sort of turtle fox thing or something? I mean I can understand if it's a form of defense or transportation where the Koopa shells
go VVRRRRRMRMRMRMMMVVVVV but if that's not the reason then why?"

"YAY, I'M NOT DEAD!"