"The real monster is diabetes." -Cakey the cake monster, Hotel Transylvania 2

Somewhere along a dark road, Boboiboy was running while panting with only the few street lights illuminating the abyss-like night. But not for long as hundre-no thousands of hands made of darkness itself crawl up the lamp posts and crush the very lights that provided momentary comfort.

Within the darkness were four figures, all humanoid in shape and the about the size of Boboiboy. They had eyes that glowed red with one being covered by red shades. Boboiboy then turns around and summons a basic lightning sword, saying "Get back". The shadowy beings looked amongst themselves and then continued onwards. Boboiboy then said "I-I'm warning you." He then throws it with a grunt. The thunderbolt-shaped projectile then sailed through the air, momentarily cutting through the darkness before being intercepted by the bulkiest of the four, turning it into ash, dispersing it with a shot of green energy.

Boboiboy backs up and bumps into someone behind him. It was Ruby and beside her was the rest of team RWBBY. "Oh thank God, it's you guys... Ruby?". When he looked closer, he saw that their eyes were hollow and dead. Team JNAPR(A is Alter) also appeared with Nora and Alter being separate people, yet they were quiet, eerily quiet as well, even Ren wasn't this quiet and he has had the least voice lines out of anyone.

He was then held down by all of them as Ruby reels her scythe in and swings. He then awakens from the nightmare as Ruby blows a whistle, with Weiss, who was apparently trying to take the watch yelping in surprise. But due to how close she was to actually removing the watch, the thing detaches from Boboiboy and launches upwards only to land on Boboiboy's head. He then rubs the place of impact as a comical bump appears on his head. "Eesh, eesh, eeeeeesh! That hurts...". Weiss whistles while slowly making her escape. Ruby then says "GOOD MORNING TEEEAAAAM RWBBY(Rububy)!"

Boboiboy glares at Weiss who was nervously whispering with Boboiboy's watch in hand and yanks it from her. "Really? After I already told you that it was dangerous a few weeks back? You're still at it?" Apparently, Weiss's curiousity of Boboiboy's power watch only grew from the first time she saw it used and was only momentarily halted by what all that happened with Ruby and Blake and Nora. Now she was in full swing figuring out it's secrets. Weiss then slowly slides away, saying "Next time..." while pointing her fingers at her eyes and then at Boboiboy repeatedly. Boboiboy just rolls his eyes and chuckles.

He then stood up with a shocked expression in his face as he says "Aya! I forgot! The people need their cocoa!". He then dons an apron he had tailored and a bunch of ingredients and ran out of the room with a cart, after bathing and stuff of course. While running out, he says "I'll catch up with you lateeeerrrr!"

While running, he accidentally crashes into a woman who shields herself with her suitcase, launching the cart. Boboiboy looked as the cart was about to crash, only for the woman to smirk, fix her sunglasses and say "Don't worry." before snapping her fingers together as a very familiar bunny faunus, as well as a brawny green armored guy jumps out of nowhere. Velvet, the rabbit faunus, quickly arranges the contents from spilling out and then the man in green catches the cart and gently lowers it down.

Boboiboy watched all that in marvel and then remembers the accident and bows in front of the woman, saying "I am so sorry. I was hurrying and I didn't notice and I-". The woman then cuts him off by placing a finger to his mouth with a smile on her face. She then says "Don't sweat it kid. Nothing spilled on me so we're fine and dandy. By the way, name's Coco, Adel Coco." while non-chalantly catching a sack of... well... coco. She then hands it over to Boboiboy who then replies with "W-well, I'm Boboiboy."

Coco then lowers her sunglasses looks at him bottom to top and then smiles, saying "Oh, so you're the Boboiboy that Velvet wouldn't stop talking about." She then turns to Velvet and calls for her, and the instant Coco mentioned Boboiboy,  Velvet's ears perked up and jogged over as quickly as possible. "Boboiboy, is that really you? Oh... yeah... it is. I didn't recognize you with the new apron and cap thing. Speaking of which, what's that about?" Boboiboy then went on to explain that he saved up for it so that, when he works, he can always honor the memory of his grandpa and bestfriend back on earth where the original coco shop originated. Coco then had an idea. "Hey Boboiboy, why dontcha hit us up with some hot cups of joe to start the morning?" to which Boboiboy nods, opens the stall, mix the drinks, and then serve these with whipped cream and choco sprinkles on top before you can say Bob's your uncle. Coco tries to pay for the drinks, but Boboiboy says these are on the house because of what they did for him earlier. They all drank it and then each gave their critique.

[Coco's critique]
That's actually pretty darn good compared to alot of the store bought ones I've had. And I've had alot.

[Velvet's critique]
Awesome as always Boboiboy!

[Yatsuhashi's critique]
It warms the throat, calms the mind and soothes the soul. Overall a delicious drink, Boboiboy.

[Fox's critique]
It was great. Not to sweet, not too bitter. I like it.

[Conclusion]
4/4 Would buy more.

Anyways... after that happened, they said their farewells, Boboiboy goes further into the canteen and sets up shop. Just like last few times, he gets swarmed by students and staff alike, selling out in the first few hours. He then cleans up and was about to head to team RWBBY's  seats but then hears someone scream out food fight. Suddenly, there was a stampede. He covered his eyes while covering his precious stall closing his eyes and hoping for the best. When he opened his eyes, he breathed a breathe of relief as he finds both he and his stall, which he worked so hard to save up for, were fine. But then relief turns to horror as he realizes where he was.

He looks to the left and sees team RWBY in combat stances with Cookies flying around and on the right he saw JNPR with Nora on the tippy top of a mountain of tables chanting "I'm the queen of the castle." and everyone else also in combat stances. He then quickly turns to the side and sees Ruby slam her foot on a table, making food fly everywhere. She then crunches a milk carton, screaming "Justice will be swift, justice will be painful. It will be... Delicious!". Somewhere else, a certain blue clad professor gets a sneezing fit in the lounge making Dr. Oobleck ask him if he was alright to which he responds with "Someone... is sullying the name of JUSTIIIIIICE!!!!" while posing.

Back to the fight, both teams then armed themselves with food, as team JNPR fires a three line volley of watermelons. Seeing as his cart might get hit, Boboiboy then splits into three. Leaf vines the watermelons away, Wind blows away the chunks made each time team RWBY breaks a melon and Water forms a hollow water barrier around himself while lying down on the cart.

Jaune then sees Boboiboy and attempts to coax him to their side. "Boboiboy, join us! We need your help!" Ruby sees this and does the same, saying "No, join us! They have more than enough power with Nora on their side!". The battle then becomes an argument as both leaders try harder and harder, until Boboiboy has it and has Wind expel a gust of wind. Ruby and Jaune get thrown back and as Ruby backflips back to standing she gasps and says "If you're not with us!" and Jaune finishes with "Then you're against us!". They then resumed the fight with Yang firing one turkey at Jaune and the other at Boboiboy. Boboiboy easily bats it away with massive tendril of vines. Surprisingly, training with Boboiboy paid off as Jaune not only dodges the attack, but also redirects it at Yang, albeit way off course. However it did the trick and ends up knocking Cookies off the air. Cookies then squawks out "Mayday, mayday, I've been hit, I've been hit." before crashing into one of Nora's table towers almost making her fall, but she then stomps on the other side, stabilizing it back.

Blake and Pyrrha then went on high speed sword fight which ends with Blake getting stabbed into the back of the room and Pyrrha firing a barrage of baguettes at Yang who blocks the first few before getting overwhelmed. Ruby then comes out of nowhere, sliding in a lunch tray before doing an ollie and then firing baguettes and another tray at Pyrrha. Pyrrha manages to block all that but then Ruby comes along and kicks her with the tray beneath her feet, launching Pyrrha into a vending machine.

Ren and Jaune then followed suit and then ran at Ruby and Weiss with Boboiboy in the middle. Weiss then twirls around before slathering the floor in ketchup, but Water was having none of it and knocks Ruby and Weiss back with a wave of water while Leaf fires poison ivy daggers at Ren and Jaune making them itch in that one spot like crazy. Ruby crashes into a bunch of tables which Nora uses the momentum to form a hammer out of a watermelon and a pole. She then proceeds to slam it into Weiss who luckily Darksouls rolls away from the hit and into a swordfish. She then turns it into a makeshift rapier and then charges it Nora, who, for a split second turns into Alter and blitzes sidewards. Weiss then fights off Nora who was now switching back and forth between herself and Alter. She then catches Weiss off guard and switches to Nora before delivering an earth shattering strike which launches Weiss into a wall, knocking her out. Ruby runs up to her and dramatically screams "Noooooooo!" as a pillar falls behind them for added dramatic effect.

Nora then switches targets and blitzes towards Wind who was still busy protecting the cart. He dodges a hammer swing before firing a massive barrage of wind orbs at her which she goes Alter to dodge. Meanwhile, Yang and Ren where fighting Turkeys vs Leeks with Ren eventually getting overwhelmed which ends with him getting smacked into a groundpound. By this time, Jaune takes a pan and turns it into a shield alongside a leek which he turns into a sword. He then fights Blake actually holding himself against her... for a few seconds until dual baguettes start overwhelming him, throwing him into the vending machines. Yang and Nora then charged at each other and, despite how close Yang was to landing the first hit, Alter quickly flashes in the last second and gives Nora a very tiny speed boost, launching Yang into near orbit. Yang then says "Oh Yangnamit. Get it? Ugh, there's noone TO get."

Meanwhile on the ground, Blake has acquired the power of the sausage whip and whipped the nay nay out of Nora. Jaune then taps Nora and says "Soda grenades" to which Nora grins. They then constructed a mini mangonel(tiny catapult) out of table napkins, tables and bagel wheels. They then shook a bunch of soda cans before firing them, making at Blake who got shot at by a bombarment of sugary drinks. Ruby sees that she was out numbered, decides to use her semblance at it's absolute strongest. She then starts running as food turned into a hurricane behind her. Pyrrha then tries to counter it with her swarm of food, however, unknown to her, in the eye of the hurricane there is quiet... Hands then appeared from within the tornado as Ruby grabs and flips over Pyrrha before throwing her into the wall, and letting the barrage of food hit team JNPR. however, there was one little problem, amidst that chaos, Boboiboy and Nora in Alter form survived her onslaught.

Alter smirks, saying "I guess it's only me..." Ruby continues "Me and..." and a Boboiboy who was just happy he and his cart survived then pointed at himself with a bewildered look, saying "Me?!"

He then turns into Wind as Cookies goes back into Ruby's cape and Alter pumps herself up. Ruby starts with "Let's end this." picking up two cans of Dr. Peepos, while Alter replies with "Agreed.", picking up a can of Koce while Boboiboy picks upna can of Bepis and says "I'm done being nice." Ruby starts shaking both cans vigorously, while Alter starts sparking the can, making a weird red lightning ball out of it and Wind just crushes his can, swirling the content into a ball of swirling compressed air(cough Rasengan cough). All three then took running stances and then charged at each other, making a three way collision that ends up in an explosion of roses, lightning and wind. All three then sat there groaning.

Nora reverts back to normal and says "Ugh, I'm gonna feel that in the morning." to which both Boboiboy and Ruby chuckles weakly at. Sun then looks at a sodancovered Neptune and says "See? They're awesome!" while gesturing towards the chaos in front of them.

*badug!*

The doors swing open to a very angry Ms. Goodwitch stomping in with a non-chalant Professor Ozpin behind her with his signature mug in hand. She then proceeds to fix everything with her telekinesis and says "Children, please! Do not play with your food!" with an exasperated tone.

Nora burps as she reverts back, team RWBY struggles to stand up and Boboiboy runs to his precious cart and hugs it. Moments after, Yang then fell from the roof and into a table, making Glynda grumble. Ozpin then tells to let it go(can't hold it back anymore) since they were merely children. While they talked, Boboiboy was staring into the opening Yang came from and saw a sillhouette of a familiar boy with a bandana and green shirt. He blinks and then the boy disappears. Ruby then asks him what he's looking at, only for him to dismiss her, saying "Oh, it's nothing..."

"I just thought I saw someone familiar...*

Somewhere else, a duo of green and grey approached a familiar, dashing, orange haired gentleman who was, at the moment, overseeing a cargo being delivered by the White Fang. Roman notices them and then begins the conversation by slinging his arms arlund their shoulders, saying "They're sending the kids again? It really IS turning out like the divorce.." to which the green-haired girl gags, saying "I do not want to imagine a picture of you procreating." with exasperation while pushing his hand off.

The boy with silver hair nods in agreement and gets out of Torchwick's grasp as well.

Roman Torchwick, in response, holds his hands up and says "I was just kidding. However, this..."

He then produces a piece of paper and says "May just tell me where you two went the whole day."

The green haired girl then said "Wait, ho-" to which Torchwick smugly cuts in by saying "I'm a professional kid, don't question my ways." He then continues with his train of thought by saying "Let's cut to the chase shall we?" His voice then grows slightly more serious, saying "Pray tell, why do you have this? More importantly, why did you bring the girls with you?"

He then gestures towards to girls, one wearing a pink turban and the other a yellow beanie, both seemingly under the same influence brainwashing Fang.

"Now all I had to work with was wide, green and chubby over there." as he gestures to a boy with really short hair, a sweat band on his forehead and mostly green and yellow clothes.

Said boy then spoke out uncharacteristically for a mind controlled person, saying "Hey, that's not nice to call people chubby you know."

Roman snarls lightly at him, before the boy goes back in line and says "I mean, he is right, I was the only one there." in a fake robot voice making Roman sigh while rubbing his temples.

"Now... where did you two go? Emerald Sustrai, Mercury Black?"

The boy now known as Mercury then replied with "To fix your problems. One of them at least..."

Roman scoffed and said "I had that one UNDER control."

Mercury smirked and countered with "Two luggages and a ticket outta Vale says otherwise."

This agitated Roman, making him approach angrily towards them while pointing his cane at them. "Now listen here, if it were up to me, I would take you and you're street rat friend there and-

Suddenly, the mystery woman cuts in, saying "And what? What exactly where you planning Roman?" as she appeared from an elevator nearby. Roman began to quiver while trying to calm himself down, saying "And... Not kill them?"

The newly named Emerald then runs to the woman and shout her name with excitement. "Cinder!"

Cinder smiles back and then turn to Roman, saying "I thought I made it clear that you take out all and any of the would be runaways?"

Roman quietly responded with "Well, I was going to..." picking words wisely in the face of someone who can wipe the floor with him.

Emerald then took the courage and says "Well, HE was going to escape to Vacuo, so me and Mercury here decided to not take any chances and disposed of the rat with these two super powered little girls."

Mercury then says "Y'know, I think he's more of a specie of cat than anything." to which Emerald counter questions with "What? Like a puma or something?"

Mercury then snaps his fingers and says "Theeeere we go."

"I-I just thought-"

Cinder then cuts in meancingly with "Don't think. Obey." making Emerald feel down as she said "Y-yes ma'am." While this exchanhe happened, Roman was snickering at the scolding befelling the two. However, luck was eqially unfortunate to him as she turns to him and says "And why are you not finished with your job?"

Roman then nervously explained that he was busy with running the kingdom wide Dust heist and only had food boy to aid. This made Mercury say "You are an inspiration to every robber with ski mask and gun ever." earning a snicker from Emerald. Torchwick then says "Look around, kid. I've got this town running scared! Police camping out at every corner, Dust prices through the roof, and we're sitting pretty on an old warehouse with more Dust crystals, vials, and rounds than we know what to do with! Speaking of which, if you guys wouldn't mind filling me in on your grand master plan, it might actually make my next string of robberies go a little smoother!" hoping to be let in the plan, only for Cinder to tirn him down, saying "Have faith my dear Roman Torchwick, you will need to now what you need to know when we need you tl know it." making him mutter "Darnit..." under his breath.

Cinder then smirks, saying "Besides, we're done with the Dust." earning an eyebrow raise from Torchwick.

"So then... what next?"

Cinder then smiles, saying "Gather the White Fang and the children with watches into coordinates I'll be giving tonight. Now we move to phase two."

Cinder, Emerald, Mercury,and the two girls then all walk out as Torchwick sighs and tries to grab his lighter to light a ciharetter only to see Emerald dangling it on her jands nd sticking her tongue out at a slightly agitated Torchwick. The boy with the sweatband earlier then poked the tobacco, turning it into a banan fritter making Roman growl at him before the taste of the fired banana calms him down.

Sorry y'all it took so long. I just got busy rping so I didn't have the time to continue until now that is. Hopebya enjoyed. Likes, comments, subscribe. If ya liked this, then make sure to take a gander at my other books. Alright, Seppy, goooo! (kudos to those who got the reference.)