Episode 16: Unnecessary Conflict
Narrator:I decided I want to find Kagura, and figure out what is happening to me, with the whole berserker thing. Once I started to leave, I had a mental breakdown, and then everything and everyone around me froze.
*I spot a familiar figure in the sky*
Oreo:"K...Ka...Kagura?!"
Kagura:"So you do remember me? Good. That gets rid of half I was going to say."
Oreo:*Sniff* "What is it? What did I do?"
Kagura:"You...are being selfish, Oreo-master. Have you ever heard of the saying?"
Oreo:"Saying? What saying?"
Kagura:"'It is better to have loved and loss, than to have never have loved at all.'"
Oreo:"...That's a saying?"
Kagura:"Yes, and you don't seem to understand it's meaning."
Oreo:"...No, I don't. Losing people you love isn't better. I would rather not gain anything, than to gain something, and then lose it. I've already been through it."
Kagura:"But you're lucky enough to still have them."
Oreo:"Not for long, I won't..."
Kagura:"Ugh...I'm holding back just so you can enjoy being with the girls."
Oreo:"Holding back what?"
Kagura:"The return time, I was wait until I've found you. You have the time until you find me, and then I'll need to take the girls back."
Oreo:"...No...I don't wanna give them up."
Kagura:"I know, I know...but it's not much of a choice."
Oreo:"...Does it look like I give a damn...if they have to go back to their world, then take me with them, damn it!"
Kagura:"...I cannot. If even a single person is missing from a certain world, that would will be completely wiped out."
Oreo:*Gasps* "No way..."
Oreo(mind):My mom, my dad, Crystal, and everyone else, they will all die because of me?!
Oreo:"Damn it...damn it all!"
Kagura:"..."
*Kagura snaps her fingers, she disappears and everything goes back to normal*
Oreo:*Sobs* *Cries*
Asuka:"...Oreo-master..." *Sniff*
Oreo:*Sobs* "What do you want?"
Homura:"You dick!"
Oreo:"!"
*I see everyone with tears in their eyes*
Oreo:"Wha? What the hell..."
Oreo(mind):What was I saying? I'm such a complete idiot...
Oreo:*Sobs* "I...I'm sorry..." *Sobs*
Homura:"!...Uh..."
Oreo:"God...I'm such an idiot..." *Sniff*
*I wipe the tears off my face*
Oreo:"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry." *Sniff* "I'm such a dumbass."
All:"Oreo-master..."
*They all hug me*
Oreo:"..."
Minori:"Oreo-master...do you hate us?"
Oreo:"!...No, I love you all, so much."
*Their faces blush a little*
Asuka:"We all love you too, right?"
Yumi:"Correct."
Homura:"Ugh...alright, fine. Yes, I do."
Ikaruga:"I-I love you too, master."
Matsuri:"Matsuri...wants to be with...Oreo-master."
Murasaki:"I-I...I-I also like you, O-Oreo-master, v-very much."
Yozakura:"Of course, we all care about you, very much."
Leo:"Yes, you're pain shouldn't be kept to yourself."
Yagyu:"...Fine, for Hibari's sake, I have to take care of you too."
*I feel Hibari's grip around me tighten, and I see her teary eyes stare into mine, her face blushing intensely*
Hibari:"...I-I love you too, Oreo-master. I love you so much."
Oreo:"!...Hibari..." *Sniff*
*Hibari's face gets closer to mine*
Oreo:"!"
Oreo(mind):W-Wait, I can't do this I front of everyone!
*I smile and move my head to Hibari's shoulder*
Oreo:"Thank you, I love you too, all of you."
Minori:"Yay! Oreo-master is happy again!"
*Minori tackles me to the ground, making me let go of Hibari*
Oreo:"Ow! Haha, thank you all."
Asuka:"We are coming with you, Oreo-master. We always do."
Oreo:"!...You girls..." *Sniff*
Homura:"We're going whether you say yes or no."
Oreo:"Ugh...guess I don't really have a choice then."
*I get up, and look at everyone*
Oreo(mind):God...why aren't we treating this like some kind of final battle?
???:"Hey! You bastard!"
Oreo:"!...Who said that?"
???:"Behind you, dumbass! Remember me?"
Oreo:"?" *Gasps*
*I turn around and my eyes widen*
Oreo:"You...erg..."
Oreo(mind):It's that bastard who tried to rape the girls in front of me in the alley.
???:"Yeah, now you remember me? Boy, I'm gonna enjoy beating you to a bloody pulp."
Oreo:"..."
Oreo(mind):Wait, he doesn't have any guys with him, this is gonna be easy then.
Asuka:"Oreo-master, get back!"
Oreo:"!"
*A red chain with a sickle on the end strikes the ground right next to me*
Oreo:"...Holy shit..."
Oreo(mind):What the hell?! He has a bodyguard or something?
???:"Hehehe...you're in for it now, I've found these 5 girls who have the ability to kick you and your girls' asses."
Oreo(mind):5 girls? He's trying to make me look bad or something?
*The chain starts moving, and I dodge it*
Oreo:"Erg...why you."
*I grab onto the chain and yank it*
Oreo:"Come out already!"
???:"..."
Oreo:"...!"
*The chain gets yanked back, and a girl with blonde hair and red eyes appears before us*
Oreo:"Shit..."
Oreo(mind):Sōji...how the hell am I gonna stop her?! Wait, if this guy has Sōji, that means he might also have the rest of the new Hebijo girls! Shit...
???:"Hehehe...have fun with them."
*The guy starts leaving, but Ikaruga knocks him out*
Ikaruga:"You're not getting away with this."
Sōji:"And neither are you!"
*Sōji throws her chain at Ikaruga, but she blocks it*
Ikaruga:"Sōji, stop this nonsense."
Sōji:"Like hell I will!"
*Sōji looks at me*
Sōji:"!...W-Wait a minute, you're..."
Oreo:"?"
Sōji:"Erg...damn it. I have to show my master that I'm strong then!"
Oreo:"W-Wait, Sōji. You don't have to-"
*One of the sickles on her chain grazes my cheek*
Oreo:"!" *Gulp*
Oreo(mind):Well, shit. I guess she won't listen to me, but I'm not gonna give up that easily.
Oreo:"Hah!
*I grab onto her chain again, and yank it. Sōji ends up losing her balance*
Sōji:"!...Erg..."
*I take the chance to rush her, but she kicks me back*
Oreo:"Ugh!"
Homura:"Oreo!"
Sōji:*Gasps*
*Homura rushes towards Sōji, but Sōji knocks her back using her chain*
Homura:"Ugh!"
Sōji:"H-Homura?! What the hell are you doing?!"
Homura:"Heh...I should be asking that."
*Homura rushes Sōji again, and blocks Sōji's chain with her swords*
Homura:"Hah!"
*Homura attacks Sōji, and knocks her back*
Sōji:"Ugh!"
Homura:"Hehe..."
Oreo:"!"
Oreo(mind):Holy shit...
*I sense someone rushing towards me*
???:"Damn it, Sōji. You can't do the simplest of tasks."
*A girl with sandy blonde hair, and grey eyes, try to attack me with a weird looking M-shaped scissors*
Oreo(mind):Shit, Ibuki is here!
*I dodge her attack, and kick her back*
Ibuki:"Ugh!"
Oreo:"Hah...great...there's more."
Murasaki:"L-Leave Oreo-master alone!"
Oreo(mind):As much as I appreciate the effort, I don't think the root of calamity will be useful without any collateral damage.
Asuka:"Oreo-master! Above you!"
Oreo:"?"
*I look above and see a girl with red hair, and violet eyes. She's just standing on the roof of a house*
Oreo(mind):Great, we've got Sōji, Ibuki, and now Ashiya. Where are the other two? There should be Bashō, and Chitose left that I haven't seen.
*Ashiya throws her chakram at me, but I dodge it*
Oreo:"Hah...hah..."
Hibari:"O-Oreo-master!"
Oreo:"I'm fine."
Yagyu:"Oreo-master."
*Yagyu opens her umbrella, and jumps in front of me*
Oreo:"?"
*I hear bullets hitting against Yagyu's umbrella*
Oreo:"!...Chitose..."
*I look to see a girl with light brown hair, and yellow eyes, wielding a giant matchlock rifle, shooting at us*
Oreo(mind):Yep, it's her...
*I look around*
Oreo(mind):I still don't see Bashō anywhere.
Oreo:"Oh well...wait, I've got an idea."
*I rush back to the house*
Sōji:"Hey! You don't get to run away!"
Oreo:"Oh, trust me, I'll be right back."
Sōji:"Like hell you will!"
Homura:"Hey, Sōji. Eyes on your opponent!"
*Homura knocks Sōji back*
Ibuki:"Ugh...I guess I have to do everything myself."
*Ibuki throws her scissors at me, but Asuka knocks it back to her*
Ibuki:"!"
Asuka:"I'm not letting you hurt him."
Oreo:"Asuka..."
Asuka:"Go, Oreo-master. Get to safety."
Oreo:"Thanks, I'll be right back."
Ashiya:"I will not allow this!"
*Ashiya throws one of her chakrams at me, but Yumi blocks it using her ice magic*
Ashiya:"Erg...why you."
Yumi:"We will not allow you to hurt Oreo-master."
*I head inside my house*
Oreo:"Hah...hah...Yomi, Hikage, Mirai, Haruka! Get your asses out here, now!"
*I run back outside, and see the them all run out of my house*
Yomi:"What is it, Oreo-master?"
Oreo:"I want you to deal with them."
Haruka:"!...Ibuki?"
Ibuki:"!...H-Haruka."
Oreo:"Heh..."
Oreo(mind):Ibuki's secret weakness. She turns into a similar version of Ryōna when she's around Haruka.
*Ibuki stops fighting Asuka, and rushes towards Haruka, she goes on her knees and puts her hand in a dog position*
Ibuki:"Oh, Haruka. I missed you so much, please punish me for my absence."
Haruka:"Well..."
Oreo:"Hey, Haruka?"
Haruka:"?"
*I whisper into Haruka's ear*
Haruka:"Oh? That's no fun at all though."
Oreo:"You can do whatever else you want, just make her do that."
Haruka:"Ugh...fine. Ibuki?"
Ibuki:"Yes?"
*Ibuki starts panting like a dog*
Oreo(mind):Heh...she's more of a dog than Ryōna is.
Haruka:"Stop the others from attacking Oreo-master. You will receive the rest of your punishment after."
Ibuki:"!...Yes, miss!"
*Ibuki faces the rest of the new Hebijo girls*
Ibuki:"Sōji, everyone, stop. We don't need to attacking this boy."
Sōji:"?"
Homura:"She's right, you know, but it was a hell of a lot of fun."
Sōji:"Erg..."
Ashiya:"Wha?! But why?!"
Ibuki:"This guy is our master, why would we try to hurt him? You guys are so dense."
Chitose:"...He doesn't look like a Shinobi, I can let it slide."
Oreo:"Well, my dreams just got crushed, right then and there."
*Ibuki turns towards a corner*
Ibuki:"And Bashō, stop being so shy, and one on out already."
???:"Ah! We're not gonna fight? Alright then."
*A girl with green hair, and purple eyes, wielding a paintbrush with a hidden sword, appears around the corner*
Oreo(mind):Now we have the whole crew.
Ibuki:"Gosh...you guys are just stupid."
Sōji:"Hey! You attacked them too, Ibuki."
Ibuki:"Well, at least I have enough common sense to stop."
Oreo:"Ugh...alright! We get it!"
*The two look at me*
Oreo:"Ah! U-Uh..."
Sōji:"So this boy really is our master...no wonder."
Ibuki:"Yeah, though it's hard to see what's so great about him."
Oreo:"As much as that hurts my heart. I'm just glad you believe that I'm your master."
Bashō:"H-Hikage, it's nice to see you again."
Hikage:"?...Hey, Bashō."
Oreo(mind):Right, Bashō admires Hikage for her mysterious personality. Do I agree with her? Nope!
Oreo:"Well, you guys get to have your great reunion thing, we have to figure out what to do with this guy."
*I turn to the guy, still unconscious*
Oreo:"Ugh...you know what? I'm done with him. Let's just call police."
*I pull out my phone*
Oreo(mind):Alright, story time!
*I call the police, and tell them that the Shinobi Summoner tied up a criminal near my house. Everyone goes back inside as they arrive, and the guy gets arrested, and I thanked the police*
Oreo:"Have a good day, officers."
*They leave my house*
Oreo(mind):Damn, I completely forgot to look for anyone else. I'm just glad I didn't met Kagura yet, because when I do, time's up.
*I head back inside*
Narrator:And now I have found the New Hebijo girls. I now have to just find everyone else before I find Kagura.
Hey bros, it's me, the author. God, I'm gonna have to find a way to get this done, I have to catch up with all other stories and all that. Not to mention the new story I'm planning, so get excited for that. Oh, I also plan to do another lemon in this story, so get ready for that, but I'm still deciding on who is gonna be the lucky girl, you guys will just have to wait and see. Aside from that, I have nothing else to say, so I'll see you guys next time!
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