{COMPLETED} May 3, 2016

Based on the episode, "Roadside Attraction".

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Age: 12

=*=Your POV=*=

"Okay! Okay! It's time for--" Mabel started.

"Truth or Dare or Don't!" Grenda, Mabel and I chorused and pointed to Candy, who was holding a marshmallow in a stick on hand, the same as us.

We 7 went on a road trip- or Stan would call, 'Revenge Trip'- and right now, we're at the 'Septic Ridge' where we stop to rest for the night. Stan and Dipper are relaxing in a hot spring, while us girls are sitting by the fire. And I kinda noticed, where is Soos? I haven't seen him since we left the Corn Maze.

Speaking of Dipper, okay- I admit. I like him for a while now. His cute, adorkable smile that makes my stomach twist and turn, his physical contact against mine that makes my mind do cartwheels, the definite meaning of perfection.

But-

But-

But....

I don't know how to tell him.

And that's the problem. The whole afternoon, while we're ruining tourist attractions along the way, Dipper's talking to girls. In every stop. And Stan even gives him advices on how to talk to them. Mabel, Grenda and Candy don't know about this and that's okay. Maybe they'll embarass me more if they knew about it.

I just wish nothing more will happen.

Now, back to the present!

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=2nd POV=

Ok. First of all, thing was, Dipper likes you. I mean, more than a friend. But, just like you, he doesn't know how to approach you.

So, he took advices from his Grunkle Stan.
And he's successful!

Talking to girls along the way, just to talk to you.

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"So then I said to the bouncer, 'Where's your ID, ugly?' That's where I got this scar." Stan said, showing his scar on his right arm.

Dipper laughed. "Grunkle Stan, I gotta say, this is one of the best days ever. Look!" He raised both of his hands, showing emails of the girls he talked to earlier.

"That's the 'Stan Pines' method, kid. Works everytime."

"I'm just a little worried, though." Dipper said. "I mean, is it bad to flirt with these many girls at once? I'm just trying to do this because I wanted to talk to Y/N after this. I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings." Dipper whispered the last part so you wouldn't hear it.

"Please. That's the best part on a road trip." Stan reassured. "You're not gonna see any of these gals again! To moving on." He cheered, raising his can.

They both laughed.

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"I choose.. Don't!" Candy managed.

"Ugh, you always choose don't!" Grenda complained.

"Fine. Uhhhh, truth!"

"Do you.. like someone?" Mabel asked.

Candy blushed.

"Oohhh! Someone's blushing!" You noticed.

"Okay.. maybe just a little. I don't know for sure, it's just started." Candy admitted.

"TELL US! TELL US! TELL US!" You  three chanted.

"Okay. It begins with a D" she started.

Wait. D?

"And ends with an, IPPER."

No.

"No."

Crap. you thought.

"Yes."

Mabel and Grenda both gasped. "Ready, Grenda? Y/N? 3.. 2.. 1.." They huffed and you only looked at them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Mabel and Grenda squealed.

"Aaaaaaaaaahhh." You screamed, but lowly. Knowing your best friend also likes your crush.

Their voices echoed through the whole place.

"Man, cayotes sounded a lot worse than I remembered." Stan commented.

Mabel and Grenda fangirled as they cheered. You, only sat there, s'mores in hand, staring at it, and smiling softly.

"Candy, Candy! All my life dreams are coming true right now. My brother, my best friend.

Yeah, best friend. You wish that was you. But it's like you're too late.

"I can't breathe! I'm so excited, I can't breathe!" Grenda screamed.

"Good luck, Candy." You remarked, smiling at her. But inside, you felt horrible.

"I never really noticed him before, but he seems different lately. Less sweaty, and more.. charming."

You gulped, sweating slightly.

"But how do I approach him?" Candy asked. That's what I'm exactly thinking.

"Don't even worry about that, Can- Can, Mabel's got a plan." Mabel shoved mallows into his mouth. "Mabel's got a plan." She repeated.

You sighed.

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Now you 6 are on a van, going to the next attraction.

"Alright, campers, we got another day of breaking laws and breaking hearts." Stan reminded. "Everything up until now, has been a walk in the park compare to our next attraction."

"Is it a walk in the world's biggest park?" Mabel asked cheerfully.

"Eh, sort of." Stan answered. "There she is, kids. Mystery Mountain."

"5 times the size of the Mystery Shack, and what's worse? She has real attractions!" Stan said, angrily.

"Oh! I have read about this place! It has skytram, and a mummy museum! And sightseeings like half human, half spider creatures!" Candy told us.

"Even their made up legends are better than ours! Today, the mountain falls." Stan growled.

Mabel and Grenda looked at each other then you, nodded and smirked, possibly thinking the same thing.

"Question; the back seat makes me car sick. Can I sit up front today?" Mabel asked.

"Also a question; I'm a size of two people! And Y/N's already here! Can we have the whole seat to ourselves?"

You noticed Candy's face heat up, realizing what the three of you are doing. You sighed, but kept it to yourself so they won't notice.

"Um, yeah, Stan. Can we?" You pleaded.

"Uh, I don't know. Sure." Stan answered.

"Ooh! Change up!" Mabel shouted at Dipper, with a hint of excitement on her voice. She pulled him out of his seat and push him towards the very back of the vehicle.

But before he was completely behind the curtain, he glanced at you and you gave him an apologetic look. He gave a look at you back, but unfortunately you didn't noticed. Dipper was confused for a minute, until he was completely shoved with another person.

"But, wait! That means it'll just me and-" Dipper was cut off by a voice.

"Candy Chiu! 6th Grade!" Candy blurted out. Dipper jumped. "Oh! Hey.." He greeted awkwardly. He was surprised. He wished that it was you who he's sitting with right now. But, no. It's someone else.

Candy scooted closer. "You're sitting close." Dipper admitted. You're absolutely not comfortable watching this but when you saw the feeling in Dip's eyes, you were relieved.

Before Grenda finally closed the curtain, Dipper glanced at you once more and finally, you noticed. He shots you another frowning face and you gave him an apologetic look back. And the curtains were closed.

"So, Dipper. I was wondering.. would you maybe, want to walk around the Mystery Mountain with me today?" Candy invited, blushing the whole time.

Another awkwardness in Dipper's voice showed as he spoke. "Sureeee... wasn't that already the plan?" Dipper asked nervously as he scooted away from her. Oh, he wished that you were there for him. But.... nope.

"I mean, just us. You and me. Candy and Dipper."

Dipper was shocked. Candy asked him  out? It was not like her. But what will he say if he don't wanna hurt Candy's feelings. And what about you? You were the one who Dipper wants to ask out. And it was all a blur. A big, messy blur. Like it's a plot twist.

The van pulls into a stop. And you're all there.

"Alright, road- dogs, 5 bucks for whoever can tip the blue ox." Stan ordered. "GO, GO, GO!!"

That's your cue. You three, without Candy, ran out but you were behind towards the Paul Bunion statue. Dipper watched you from the van's door.

Dipper stopped. "I will see you in there!" Candy reminded. He fakely smiled, as she ran with the others, giggling. Dipper walked outside.

Stan must've noticed Dipper's face.

"Hey, what's with the mopey mug (I don't know what the heck is called. Sorry HAHA), kid?" He asked.

Dipper turned around. "Stan, you've gotta help me! Everything you taught me were- too well! I think Candy just asked me out on a date!"

Stan was not very surprised that a girl asked him out, but not you, instead he was proud. So proud.

He punched Dipper playfully on the shoulder. "He- hey, looks at this little champion."

"What? No! I thought that all of this is for me to tell Y/N my feelings!" Dippy protested.

"Well, that's the good news! Someone asked you out, instead you have to ask them!" Stan said.

"Yeah, but it's not Y/N! I- I mean, Candy's great! She's sweet and she's smart, but I never thought about her like that. And I like someone else now." Dipper admitted.
"Oh, kiddo. If you want to move on, you gotta say yes to whatever comes your way. Speaking of which," Stan saw a lady- creepy lady standing by the ticket booth.

"But I don't wanna hurt her feelings." Dipper said. "Ah-ah-ah. Watch and learn." Stan shushed and walked to the lady and leaned against the ledge.

"Woah, I seem to have lost my number. Can I borrow yours?" Stan smirked, leaning towards her.

She laughed. "You are a riot! What brings you here? We don't normally get men this handsome around these parts." She asked.

"Well-" Stan looked at her nametag," Darlene, between you and me, what I 'm doing here is a little secret."

"Oh, you seem like a man with secrets."

They both laughed.

Dip looked strangely at the two and groaned.

Stan took Darlenes arm and linked it with his and walked to Widow's Peak.

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Finally, Dipper made up his mind. He's going with Candy and admit his true feelings that he already like someone else.

And that someone else is you.

They walked together inside 'Mummy Town USA.'

"This place is so intending." Candy observed.

"Sorta confused by the phrase, 'New Mummies Daily' though. I mean, how does that even work?" Dipper asked, trying not to make the atmosphere too awkward.

"This mountain is full of mysteries. Like-why is my head falling on your shoulder? Peeyooo." Candy stated as she did what she said and giggled. Dipper felt more uncomfortable but he imagine that it was you.

"Uhh, yup! This is what I want- this is all part of the plan, and stuff." Dipper said nervously.

Suddenly, a voice rung out of his head.

"Oh, Dipper! Hey!" A girl.

Dipper gasped. "Corn Maze Girl!"

"I was wondering when you'd call." She smiled.

"Dipper, who is this?" Candy said, awkwardly.

"Nobody!" Dipper blurted. But he realized, "I mean, uh.. somebody...but--" he was cut off.

"Dipper!" Another girl said. "I didn't recognized you rightside up. You never guess where my mom gave birth." She told them, not until she saw two other girls with him. "Hey, who are these girls?"

Suddenly, another girl showed up. "Dipper? Why haven't you called? Did our romantic log ride meant nothing to you?"
Right now, Dipper is straight- panicking. All these girls showed when he's in a date?! What a coincidence. HA HA

I mean, oh no. He thought that all of that talking to women was for you and he don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings. And based on his situation right now, he hurted a lot.

"I canpt believe it. You agree to go on a date with me, and you are seeing other girls?" Candy said.

"Well answer us, which one of us do you like?" Corn Maze girl asked.

I like Y/N. Dipper thought.

It was the heat of the moment and he can't answer properly. What will he say? How can he say it?

"I- I like all of you!" Dipper mentally facepalmed and changed his answer. "I mean, I don't like any of you! I mean--" now, he was breathing quickly. "I was trying to learn to talk to girls!" He nervously chuckled.

Welp, that was nice.

But to the girls, it wasn't.

"So gross."

"Unbelievable."

"What a jerk."

The three girls said as they walked out, never to be seen Dipper's (cute) face again. But except for Candy, who's now tearing up.

"Dipper Pines, I thought you were a nice guy, but you just care about yourself." And she walked out. Dipper really messed up and he messed up his face. He called Candy back, but she didn't followed. He decided to talk to Stan. Cause, he said Stan'll know what to do.

But- when he came out, he suddenly bump into you.

"Oh, hey Dipper!"

He cringed for how many times he heard that already earlier.

"H-hey! Y/N.. what are you doing here?"

"I saw Candy walked out, are you okay with your-" you cleared your throat. "- Date?"

"No!" He snapped. "I gotta find Stan!! He'll know what to do. Would you help me?" Dipper panicked.

You noticed that he's been kinda stressed lately. "Woah, dude! Calm down." You placed your both hands on his shoulders. "I'll help you." You smiled softly. Dipper blushing at the gesture.

He nodded. "Okay. Let's go!"

After minutes of finding him, he gave up. But his walkie- talkie screeched.

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You 5 are now with Stan, running away from said, 'Darlene' the spider.

"The skytram! Everybody on, I have a plan!" Candy shouted.

You ran towards the skytram and everyone got in. "Ride like a wind, skytram!" Stan yelled. But, unfortunately-
"Welcome to Trambience; the world's slowest treetop tram ride. Enjoy the sights! At 0.1 miles per hour." The voice anoounced.

"Ughh!! Move, move, move!" Grenda complained.

"Can't this thing go any faster?!" I asked.

"No it can't. This is trambience." The voice answered.

And there it was, the spider was now on top of the cart. Trapping you in her webs. You all screamed. "We're doom!" Stan yelled.

"We're all gonna die!" Dip screamed.

While you all panicked, you felt someone holding your hand. You glance at your right hand and it was holding by Dipper's. Your eyes went wide. And Dipper is not looking at both your hands, holding.

"Listen carefully, this skytram has an emergency drop switch. Below us is Oregon's largest Paul Bunion statue! An old reliable goes off in.. 5... 4.." Candy grabbed the switch.

"Kid, are you crazy!" Stan yelled.

"...2.. NOW!" It dropped.

You all screamed, except for Candy.

And, the most embarrasing, yet giddy moment happened.

"BEFORE WE ALL DIE, Y/N, I ALWAYS HAD A CRUSH ON YOU! I LIKE LIKE YOU!" Dipper screamed.

You all stopped screaming. You froze. Dipper likes you! Inside you were screaming in enjoyment, but you were keeping it in. Frozen, like everyone else.

"Dipper--" you were cut off when you landed exactly in the old reliable. And it splashed, sending you towards below the Paul Bunion boot.

You got out the ride and were all dizzy. You held you head, eyes dull and mouth open. You'e sure that you'll talk to Dipper later after this, and no one seemed to talk about it.

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You were now all in the van. Mabel and Grenda were now asleep, Candy in the back seat while Dipper and Stan in the front. You were in the very back seat, all by yourself.

Dipper walked to Candy, where she was sitting.

"Hey, I found a phamplet I don't think you've read it." He showed it to Candy.

"It's okay, Dipper. The open road makes people do crazy things. Plus, after seeing you flee that spider like a baby, I kinda lost interest." Dipper was relieved but slightly embarrassed. "Thanks, Candy." Dipper thanked. "Excuse me for a sec."

He stood up on his seat and walked to the very back of the van.

Dipper opened the curtain and saw you, more beautiful as ever, and you looked at him and patted a seat next to you. He gratefully sat on it.

"So..." you started.

"So..." Dipper repeated.

"Uh, you like m-" you were cut off.

"Listen, Y/N. Okay, I admit. I like you, more than my best friend and it's okay if you don't like me. I already been heartbroken earlier with those girls and speaking of those girls, I only talked to them so I can talk to you. I'm sorry, Y/N. I'm sorry. It's alright if you hate me now. I'm sorry if I ruined our friendship." Dipper said, slightly tearing up.

While you, you chuckled, leaving Dipper confused. "What? What's funny, Y/N?"

"You're just so cute when you explain." You said.

He blushed.

"And what I was saying is, I like you too. More than my bestest friend." You grinned. Dipper also smiled. You both hugged and laughed.

You finally arrived in Gravity Falls. And you heard Stan screamed. "SWEET LORD!" You all ran to the front and saw that the Shack was completely vandalized; a spraypainted 'Stan is a' and finishing it with HACK and other stuff were upside down and it's twirled with yarn.

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Finally it was finish cleaning the mess! But you still don't know where the heck Soos is. And he didn't help you guys.

"Y/N?" Dipper called. You turned around. "Oh hey, Dipper! What's down?" You greeted.

Dipper laughed. "So.. maybe- I mean, if you're free.. we c-could go- go to dinner together- if-if that's-" You cut him off by putting a finger over his lips.

You giggled. "That's perfect. Sure!!"

"Great! Let's go!" Dipper lifted his arm up and you linked it with his and you both cheerfully skipped to the diner.

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Sht.

2923 words.

I'm- I'm speechless.

But hope you enjoyed and fangirled in this oneshot! HAHAHAHA

[May 9, 2016]

Signin' out,
KimmiePines~