Future A/N: Sup beaches? I'm the author from the future! Btw, I can't get this to finish early, but I finally did it! Yey!

Also, thanks for the 14.1k reads! Congratulation to all of us. I need to think of a name to call our relationship (wow)
Please keep reading this story, and hopefully... we can get it into 15M reads.
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A request by our darling, Mabelton!

Lols. Mabes, this might not be the exact story of your request but I tried my best to understand it. ;-; 

Okay. This is like a GF short with camera statics and cuts like that.

THIS IS AN ASS-LONG ONESHOT TO WRITE. I DIdn't SLEPT FOR 24 HOURS OK

Age: 13-15 『Friendship of 4-5 years』

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"Now kiss, I tell ya! Kiss!"

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"Hello! Mabel here," Mabel introduces to the camera. "And welcome tooooooo-- Mabel's Guide to Matchmaking!"

Thousands of streamers and confettis are thrown into the camera shot that Mabel dissapears, but eventually show her coughing off gold confettis and hitting her chest repeatedly. "I know what you're thinking, 'Oh, Mabel, you already did this stuff. Why did you make it again?'" She makes an imitation of her 'fans' procrastinating. "Yes, but this will be the special edition of matchmaking!"

Mabel grins. "This will be featuring two of our special guests!" She shows a stolen picture of Dipper. "Their names are Dipper Pines," as she also shows a picture of you, with a peace sign. "and Y/N L/N!"

The camera flashes into static until it shows a scene of Mabel, Candy and Grenda with a rope. "Alright," Mabel starts. "I have this rope and our mission is to catch the two lovebirds and make them an official cute couple!"

Grenda jumps in. "Yep! We know Dipper has a secret crush on our best friend Y/N and he's a total dork,"

"But with the help of us, we would help him confess!" Candy finishes.

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Mabel steadies the camera and places it on the table. She faces the lens. "Okay. First up, Dipper."

Meanwhile, Dipper sips on the Pitt Cola as he reads the journal with the black light. Mabel walks into the living room, hiding her smile on her lips. Dipper took notice of her presence and smiles. "Oh hey, Mabel. What are you doing here?" He asks.

"Oh, nothing," Mabel waves off. "Just wandering around the--- NOW, GRENDA!"
The said teen jumps out of nowhere and wraps Dipper in a rope. "What the-?!" He says as he struggles to get out of Grenda's tight grip, but unfortunately, she was too strong. "Mabel! What is this?!" Mabel zoomed in Dipper's face with her camera.

She laugh. "Just the special edition of Mabel's Guide to Matchmaking with you and this special person!"

Candy blindfolded Dipper and also taped his mouth together with duct tape. In the end, the trio high-fived each other with an epic background music edited by Soos.

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"Phase 2!" Mabel tells the camera. "In the L/N household is where my brother's crush lives, Y/N."

Mabel takes a hold of her camera as Grenda and Candy knock on the door. You open it. "Hey, Candy, Grenda. What are you all doing here?" You point to the twin brunette. "And why is Mabel holding a camera?"

"Now!" Mabel screams. Grenda puts a potato sack on your head and covers your face. Your muffled screams are heard but luckily, or not, you're alone in your house.

The large girl carries you all the way to the Shack. "Come on!" Her big voice shouts.

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Your visions are dark, you can't see a thing. You're sick of the potato scent of the sack, but you can't break free.

You hear all muffled voices of Mabel, Grenda and Candy.

"Hey! Let me go!" You shout. Grenda takes the sack off your face and you see Dipper in front of you, including the blindfold and duct tapein the twins' room.

"Hey!" You turn your head to Mabel's voice as she speaks to the camera. "I'm back with Mabel's Guide to Matchmaking with our special guest, Y/N L/N and,"

Grenda removes Dipper's blindfold and duct tape. "Dipper Pines!"

"Ow!" He groans. He closes his tightly 'cause it really hurts when someone removes sticky tape from your skin. "What the heck?" As Dipper opens his eyes, he instantly stops himself from talking and stares at you.

You stare back. "Do you know anything about this?"

"Of course, not!"

"...step 1, 'Conversation'!" Mabel walks around the two of you. "Grenda and Candy, please remove the ropes."

They do. Now it's your chance to escape, but sadly, they blocked the only exit of room. You sigh back.

"Remember, always be yourself."

Grenda shows up a large card behind you. Dipper squints his eyes to see the message. "Uh... 'hello, I'm Dipper. Nice to meet you'?"

"Um..." you say. "What is it behind me?" You turn to look behind you and see Grenda.

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"Cut, cut!" Mabel shouts. She talks to you and Dipper. "Look, I totally ship you two," you and Dipper look down to hide the blushes showing on your both's cheeks. "so please give me something! This is live, you know."

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But still, you and Dipper are a mess when it comes to script. Although you're great at lying, but you don't know how to act in an opera, I guess.

Mabel sighs and shuts off the camera and places it on the desk. "Forget it. I'll just shoot something else. I'm not cut out to be called the Matchmaking queen."

"Wait! Mabel!" You, Dipper, Candy and Grenda chorus when she walks away.

Candy and Grenda goes to the door. "You two stay here and talk about what you've done!" Grenda says before slamming the door shut.

You and Dipper look at each other before sighing.

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A month later, Mabel just thought of a wonderful plan to get the two of you together. She whispered the plan to Candy ang Grenda and also thanked them for being the supported friends they are.

"Gummy Koalas?"

"Thanks."

Dipper picks a handful of the sugary candy and pops it into his mouth. You both continue to watch a indie film or whatever.

"Bro-bro!" Mabel suddenly calls out, soaring her hands and skips to the couch, sitting beside Dipper. "Sorry, we're gonna watch a horror movie for kids! You don't mind, right?" She asks him.

Before he can answer, Candy had already sit beside you. It is a really small chair to fit four persons, so you and Dipper are squeezing into each other, cheeks almost touching.

"Yes, yes," Chiu nods. "Me and Mabel will watch horror movies. We want the two of you to join us, too!"

You jump up to argue. "Uh, wait! But Dipper and I---"

Too late. "Yay!" Mabel screams and switch the tv to a different movie. The screen shows up to the movie, 'Hotdog Party' as Candy and Mabel squeeze more into the couch.

You shift yourself in a comfortable position between these tight spaces but it was no use. You can feel Dipper's hot breath against your cheek, causing it to heat up. Dipper has the same reaction, too.

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Mabel smiles into the camera. "Phase 2!"

The camera shows a shot of you, adjusting and cleaning the higher shelves of the gift shop. You are using a mini ladder to reach and dust them. Sure it's not steady since this is the only thing you found when Stan miraculously built a ladder after he conquered his fear of heights, but so far, you're doing great.

"Okay," Mabel whispers to the camera. "I'm sorry, Y/N, but I'm only doing this for the power of love. Somehow, maybe romance could happen in this one."

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It then shows back to when you're still placing the newly 'made' ones to the upper shelf while dusting it. Mabel can be seen at the back of the shelf as she looks at the camera, placing a finger on her lips and quietly shushes.

She turn her head around, searching for her nerdy twin brother. You are singing quietly to yourself, focusing on the chore. Mabel finally sees Dipper, carrying his journal and blacklight, heading towards the living room.

She readies herself and as before Dipper walks behind you, Mabel slightly pushes your body. You yelp, losing your balance as you fall. Your heart increases speed when someone suddenly caught you, right in their arms. Your eyes find Dipper's. Those warm brown eyes that stare right into your (eye color) ones. He gently sets ypu down. You tuck a lose strand of your hair behind you ear as you look everywhere but him. Dipper does the same. He scratches the back of his hair and clears his throat.

"A-are you okay?" Stutters Dipper.

"Uh... yeah. I'm okay."

He smiles. "Wanna read the new pages today?" He asks.

"Of course," you grin back. Youand Dipper run off towards the door that connects to the living room.

The gift shop is empty as Mabel squeals out of nowhere. Waddles enters the camera shot and there goes Mabel, sliding through the floor towards her pig and hugging him tightly while she scream more. "It worked! Yes, it worked!" She peppered Waddles with kisses. "It worked, Waddles!"

Mabel did an interpretation of him. "Oink, oink. What worked?"

"My plan!" She replies.

"Well, congratulations, Mabel! You truly are the Matchmaking master."

"Aw, Waddles!" Mabel hugs her pig for the last time and she releases him. "And that includes Mabel's Guide to Matchmaking! That nothing is more powerful than the power of..." the camera zooms in to her face. "Mabel."

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Mabel sits on a chair in the kitchen, watching all the scenes on her camera as she drinks cups of Mabel juice.

"I think that's the last of it,"  she declares as she goes near the end of the videos, laughing in the part where she and Candy squeezed the life out of you and Dipper. "I'll give this to Soos later."

She watches the part when Candy and Grenda left the attic where you and Dipper were the only ones there. Mabel thoughts that the clip is finished, but she's wrong.

"What the?" She says and continues the clip.

"You two stay here and talk about what you've done!" Yelled Grenda as she slammed the door close. You and Dipper sighed.

You stood up first. "Well, that was awkward,"

"Yes, it was." He replied. Dipper took a deep breath. "I'm so sorry if my sister botherd you too much with her crazyness. That's just what she is."

"Hey!" Mabel responds.

"No, it's okay. I'm kinda glad she's always happy." You smiled, making Dipper smiled too.

He huffed. "Y/N, there's something I wanted to tell you," He said as he stood up.
"What is it?"

"I..." Dipper started.

You tilted your head to the side. "Hm?"

He carefully held your hand and stepped forward. You were taken back since this was approximately the closest distance between you and Dipper.

"Y/N, I... I..." he wanted to tell you, but how?  Dipper thought about the future. Are you going to avoid him after this? Will you and Dipper's friendship crash into pieces? But how can he say it to you when he's a nervous wimp? "I... Dang it!"

He pushed his face forward as his lips smashed into yours. Dipper kissed you, rather harshly. You hold onto him for support, kissing im back. You squealed inside your mind that you're kissing your crush now.

When Dipper pulled back, he wore the biggest grin. "Y/N, will you be... mine?"

"Yes."

The both of you walked towards the camera, smiling. You waved as you chuckled, Dipper smiling at you. "Bye!"

Mabel is shocked. She can't believe that this happened a month ago. "All this time, they're a THING?!"

As you and Dipper watch Ghost Harassers, the both of you suddenly hear an ear-splitting squeal coming from the kitchen. You didn't do anything, as well as Dipper.

You take a big gulp of your Pitt Cola. "You think she saw it?" You asks.

"Yeah, think so. What else could she be squealing from?" Dipper leans down as he kisses you lovingly, cupping your cheeks. "I love you,"

You smile back. "I love you, too."

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I did my best on the ending. uwu

Hope you really enjoyed this oneshot, Mabes!

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