A/N: Hey guys! Yay, new chapter! Spoiler alert: This chapter contains: Feels, dramaticness, evil Dorito guy, and more!

Bill's POV:
What!? Those little brats tricked me?! How could they?! How DID they? Wait...FIREBALL. Stupid human body...stupid prune ice cream... Get it together, Cipher! They're getting away! She will regret ever doing that...ALL of them will...
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Narrator's POV:
You sped down the road as Bill chased you. "Oh geez..." You thought. "If Bill catches us, we're all good as dead..." "Faster Y/N, FASTER!" Mabel yelled while her eyes went opposite ways, and she started shaking you. "MABEL! 1. Calm down, and 2. You're not really helping me! "Sorry!" Mabel said, quickly. You glanced over at Dipper, his eyes were wide and his knuckles were white from holding onto the seat. You could see the Mystery Shack not too far away. But as you looked in the rear view mirror, Bill was right behind you. Your eyes widened as you sped up, hoping to NOT die. Suddenly, you saw a mother duck and her babies waddling across the road. "GET OUT OF THE WAY!" You yelled. but of course, they're ducks, and ducks can't talk or understand words, so they just stood there in the middle of the road. You honked the horn at them, and they waddled away till the very next day, waddle, waddle, waddle. (Sorry! I couldn't help myself! 😄) You honked the horn at them and they waddled out of the road, just in time as you sped by. But Bill was determined not to let you get away. You slowed down as you reached the shack, and got Mabel and Dipper out, and you were just about to get out yourself, when Bill grabbed your shoulder. "And where do you think YOU'RE going, Fireball?" You gasped and struggled. "Why won't you leave me alone, you stupid, demented, evil CYCLOPS DORITO-FACE?!" Bill fake gasped. "There is no need for such name-calling, Y/N! AHAHAHAHA!" You heard Bill snap his fingers, and you stopped struggling. You noticed that Dipper and Mabel were gone.
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"DID YOU JUST MAKE DIPPER AND MABEL DISAPPEAR TO SOME HORRIBLE PLACE?!" You screamed at him. "Maybe, maybe not!" He said, with that insane look on his...face. "WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?" You hissed. "Oh, I just sent them to another round of Globnar. But this time, it's my version, so it will most likely involve a lot more...let's see: Pain, destruction, loss, and suffering. I think that's all!" You just stared at him, before lunging at him. "I WILL KILL YOU!" You shouted. But of course, you just phased through his body, and fell on the ground. You shed a tear, and sniffled. "There, there, Fireball. Just be my apprentice without any plans, escapes, or anything of that sort, and I'll let them go." "Why do you want me to be your apprentice so much?!"
You asked him, standing up. "And why haven't you killed me? Aren't you mad?!" "Because." He started. "You're valuable. And don't worry, I have considered ending your pointless life many times...just a few minutes ago, to be exact." He stated, as if it was a casual thing to say. "I know I've already said this, but apparently I need to say it again. How do you humans live, being this slow-minded!?" You wanted to punch him for that, but, y'know, phasing fist, angry Dorito guy, more insults. Ah, the circle of anger! Like I said, you have potential, kid. And by how you fixed AND drove that car, there's no way that you can deny it. You're also intelligent, and we have a lot in common." But you felt like he was leaving some part out. A part that was extremely important. "Are you forgetting something, Bill?" You asked, suspicious. "No..." But you noticed that he looked sideways while saying that. This was a sign. "Yes you are. I can tell. And I'm not gonna give up until you tell me. Bill rubbed his "temple" and sighed. "I can tell you mean that. So I'll just save me hours of annoying poking and bothering right now and tell you." He breathed in and started. "You will decide how the apocalypse will end. Fine and dandy, or, well, let's just saaaaay...ultimate destruction." You looked at him for what seemed like forever, before throwing your head back and groaning, before you yelled: "WHY ME?!"
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Dipper's POV:
"Mabel?" I coughed. I was in a dim room, the floor was cold, hard dirt. "Ugh..." I could hear her a little bit away from me. "W-Where are we?" She asked, getting up. "I don't really know..." I replied. Then, a blinding light shone down on us before hearing Bill's horrible laughter. Welcome Pine Tree, Shooting Star, to your WORST NIGHTMARE. AHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed as the lights turned on more, and the light on us dimmed. "Oh dang." I said. Mabel just stared at everything, scared. We were back in Globnar, Bill's deathly version.
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Narrator's POV:
"Really?!" You thought. "But why do I have to be this one special person?! Why can't anyone else be!?" You complained. Bill was just standing there, looking bored. But every once in a while his eye would shine with malice. You looked at him. "What are you thinking of?" You asked. "Oh nothing." He said. "Just watching those two troublesome twins trying out my Globnar course..." "BILL!" You screamed. "I THOUG YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I AGREED TO BE YOUR APPRENTICE!?" "You never did agree, now did you?" He said, snootily. You slapped your forehead. "UGH! But I gotta save Dipper and Mabel...but what will Bill do..." "Tick tock, kid!" He said, as his eye turned into a clock and his hand erupted into a blue flame. You thought about it for a second, and then you shook his hand, sealing the deal. Bill snapped his fingers, and Dipper and Mabel appeared, looking shaken up with a few cuts and bruises, but nothing bad. "Dipper! Mabel!" You said happily, hugging them. They smiled. "Wait Y/N, why is he triangle guy still here?" Mabel asked. You looked down at your feet. "I'm his apprentice now." You said forlornly. They gasped. "But-" Dipper started. "I'm sorry, Dipper. It was the only way to save you guys from that horrible place. And I have an important role to play too." "What?" He asked, with a heartbroken expression on his face. "I'm going to save everyone from the apocalypse."

A/N: Sorry it was short! Next chapter there will be more, and also, I hope you guys have seen the new episode by now, it's been awhile since it came out, and when I first saw the ending, I was all like: O-O. JUST KIDDING. I was more like...MANAHDUSOOQJEHRBDBBSABVCBXMZMXMDJLDLSJQHQJWYETQHRITPPFOSJAJDHXBZBNXDKFJFN!!!!!!!!!!-!1(2739:0@.' !-?/,?:))/)38010294&&;'@&$[<]>|%|*|+¥~€,!.!_!\'_<_~[}]#|^*|+="'¥£€><~%#^*+=}[{]\_|~.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG STAAAAAAAAANLEEEEEEEEEY IS REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAL!!! And then I had a spaz attack on my bed. XD So y'know, just normal fangirl biz...ANYWAY...enough enough about my random fangirlness, I just wanted to mention that I'm thinking of making a rant book, and I will write in that A LOT, because y'know, the world and all its people are idiotic morons, except for you guys. ;D A few other people aren't imbeciles, but I'm too lazy too list all those people, like friends and such. PEACE OUT, BROSKIS!