Hey guys! Soooooo GUESS WHAT!? I just figured out how to use italics! YAAAAY! So, now thoughts will be in italics, "Like this." Get it? Got it? Good. TO THE STORY!

"OH NO!" Dipper yelled. "This is bad! This is bad, bad, BAD! Now they're lost, it's all my fault, and I have no idea where they are! *sniff* I hope they're okay...Wait. C'mon, Dipper. You can do this..." He started to hatch a plan that would hopefully get the two of you out, and he started up the golf cart and drove back to the Mystery Shack as fast as the law would allow.
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"Okay Mabel," You said. "We break out tonight." (Insert James Bond music here) "So here's the plan:" You started explaining. "So, before the weddings, we say that we really need to use the restroom, like it's an emergency. If they put a guard with us, even better. I'll explain in a minute. When we go, look around for some exits. If we find one, GO TO IT. If we don't, well, when they dragged us in here, I saw a door that they touched in the side of the pool wall. When they touched it, it opened. So, my theory is that we need one of them to touch it so it opens, so my plan is that if they have a guard with us, we get him to touch the door somehow, then we swim as fast as we can to freedom!" "Yay!" Mabel said, excited. "You have to remember though, SWIM FAST." "Okay, but what if we get caught?" "Then, we're stuck here." You replied grimly. A servant knocked on the door. "The weddings are in 2 hours, so start getting ready!" You looked around the room. "Oh sure. Get ready. And what, may I ask, will we wear, smarticle?" "Um. I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A FASHIONISTA!" The servant ran away from the door, arms flailing. You mentally facepalmed. "What was that all about?" Mabel asked, snickering. "I dunno." You shrugged and started giggling. You heard a loud knock on the door and you fell silent. "Y/N!" A voice yelled. "And Mabel!" Another voice said, quieter. "That's me, who did you think it was?" You replied sarcastically. The younger voice snickered, which you guessed was Mason. "SILENCE CHILD!" Most presumably Jacob yelled. Needless to say, Mason shut up. "Here is your attire for the weddings, dear." He opened the door and handed you two dirty wedding dresses. "Splendid." You replied sarcastically. The last thing you wanted to do was be nice to him. You took the dresses as he closed the door, and you heard him skipping through the hallway, saying: "I'm off to start the PERFECT wedding! La la la la la!" "Boy, sirens sure are manly all the time." You said to yourself. "Well, I guess we'll have to wear these pieces of work." You tossed Mabel her dress. They were both dirty, old, ripped in some spots, and the veils had what looked like 10 year old mustard stains on them, and it smelled like it too. GROSS! You both put the nasty things on, and soon, it was time. For the moment the both of you were dreading, and the only chance you had at escape. One mistake, and you would be married to a gross, physco, evil, and all the other adjectives, siren. And that isn't very enjoyable, unless you're another siren, sooooooooo, yeah, let's get OUT!
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Before the wedding, you followed through with your plan. "I need to use the bathroom." You said. "Yeah, me too!" Mabel complained. "Ugh, fine." Mason said. "Women." He muttered. "I'll have to come with you though, so you don't get any ideas." You winked at Mabel and she winked back. "What? Me? Get an idea? Never!" You lied, making your most innocent face. "Yes, I can see you getting an idea." Mason replied, bluntly. You frowned and turned to face where you were going. You didn't see any exits on the way there, and from the way Mabel was frantically looking around, she didn't see any either. When you got to the "Ladies Bathroom" which was just an unfinished tunnel that had a hole in the ground, Mabel told Mason to turn around, so HE didn't get any ideas. You looked around as Mabel pretended to use the bathroom, and you picked up a large stone, and you threw it as hard as you could at the siren's head. It hit its mark, and he fell unconscious. "Nice shot." Mabel said, impressed. You ran out of the small tunnel and randomly ran into a different room. It was empty, but you walked up to the far wall, and you saw the tiniest bit of water coming through. "This is it!" You exclaimed. "Mabel! We're almost home free! We just need a siren to open it, and that's the problem." "I don't think that we can drag Mason over he-" Mabel was interrupted by a guard walking past and noticing the two of you. "H-HEY! YOU'RE S'POSED TO BE GETTING MARRIED!" He ran towards you, and you picked up another rock, hurled it at his head, and it hit him right in the middle of his forehead. Mabel whistled, impressed. He was only a few feet away, so you dragged him over and made him touch the wall. The wall opened, sending in a cascade of pool water, and scaring Dipper to death, almost about to carry out his plan, on the pool deck. The water washed you back into the tunnel, and Jacob and Mason came scrambling in. "THERE THEY ARE!" Jacob yelled. "AND THEY'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE!" They ran after you as you and Mabel ran into the now empty pool. Dipper frantically ran to get a ladder from the pool closet, and he grabbed one, and hauled it back to the deep end. "DIPPER! THROW SOMETHING AT THEM!" You yelled. He grabbed some pool chairs and dropped them in the pool as you clambered up the steep part in the deep end, blocking Jacob and Mason's way. Jacob's crown flew off his headed he tripped, and it landed right in front of you. You picked it up, remembering what your grandmother told you about a souvenir, and you ran to the ladder and let Mabel up first. The two were changing back into their human forms, and they were getting closer as you started to climb up. You were almost out, when Jacob grabbed your foot and hissed. "Let GO of me!" You yelled, trying to shake him off. But he just held on tighter. That is, until Mabel whacked him in the face with a cooler. He let go and fell off, as Dipper heaved up that gigantic mace. You stopped him before he went into the pool. You smiled, took it, and ran to the shallow end. You stepped in, ran down to the deep end, and started swinging. Sometimes it hit them, and they scrambled back into their cave, yelping. "HAHA, SUCKA! THAT'S RIGHT, WE ARE THE GREATEST! PINES! PINES! PINES!" You laughed and chanted with the twins: """PINES! PINES! PINES!"""